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5 July, 2023
Solar activity returned to moderate levels with an M1.4 flare at 04/1235 UTC from Region 3354 (N16W87, Fkc/Beta-Gamma-Delta). This region also produced a C8 flare late in the period. Region 3357 (S07W09, Dao/Beta) grew in overall length while undergoing decay in its intermediate and trailing spots. Region 3358 (S14E14, Dsi/Beta) produced low level C-class flares while also exhibiting decay. Region 3359 (S21E11, Dso/Beta-Gamma) grew in overall length and produced C-class activity. Region 3361 (N23E45, Bxo/Beta) was observed and numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected an ambient-like state. Total field ranged 5-7 nT, and the Bz component was at or near neutral with no significant, sustained southward deflections. Solar wind speeds averaged near 350-375 km/s. Phi was in a positive solar sector.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 08 degrees, 03' 38", at a velocity of 15.06 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 363722.89 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 13 Can 00' 26", and is 152092597km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 08 Aqu 03' 38", and is 360225km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Greetings, stardust enthusiasts! Our galactic neighbor, the Moon, has flitted into the eccentric Aquarius, and it's practically singing "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees... or maybe it's just me hearing things again. Aquarius, the zodiac's resident alien, known for its futuristic mindset, is having a celestial sleepover with our Moon, which is currently stationed a whopping 360,197.776374529 km away. I mean, talk about social distancing, am I right? Now, you might be thinking, "Wait, what does this mean for me?" Well, dear Earthlings, when the Moon is in Aquarius, it's like the Universe just rolled a twenty-sided die and landed on 'unexpected.' It's time to shake things up! Are you feeling a sudden urge to invent a new language, adopt a pet rock, or maybe even challenge your goldfish to a game of chess? That's the Aquarius energy talking! You might start seeing solutions to problems that have been bugging you, and we're not just talking about how to finally balance that tower of pizza boxes in your kitchen. Remember, the Moon in Aquarius is rebellious, original, and a little bit quirky. It doesn't want you to fit in; it wants you to stand out! So go ahead, wear mismatched socks, argue that Pluto is a planet (because it is!), or have breakfast for dinner. In the words of Dr. Seuss, "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" So, embrace your inner weirdness during this lunar transit, and remember, being normal is vastly overrated!
Mercury
Mercury is in Cancer
Mercury is prograde at 17 Can 52' 59", moving at 2.12 degrees per day, and is 198020448km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Cancer
Mercury in Cancer: Cosmic Cuddles and Celestial Crabby Vibes
Alright stargazers, dust off your telescopes and open up those hearts because our tiny cosmic buddy, Mercury, has decided to take a vacation in Cancer. Now, this isn't a regular trip to the beach - we're talking about a journey that's approximately 198,045,702.416258037km away. That's right, the planet of communication is taking a deep dive into the emotional waters of the Crab. Buckle up, because things are about to get all kinds of touchy-feely.
Cancer, the celestial crustacean, is all about comfort zones, warm fuzzy feelings, and yes, being a little bit clingy at times. So, with our messenger planet Mercury playing houseguest, expect your words to be wrapped in a cozy blanket of sentimentality. This is the perfect time to tell your loved ones just how much you care for them – yes, even your grumpy Uncle Joe who still owes you 20 bucks.
Mercury in Cancer also gives your intuition a hefty upgrade. Think of it like turning your brain into a high-tech, emotion-sensing radar. Your logic isn't going out the window, but rather, it’s getting an extra feature - an 'Intuition Mode'. You'll have the ability to pick up on those subtle vibes that usually fly under the radar. So, don’t ignore those gut feelings - they might just reveal some game-changing insights!
The funny thing about us humans is that sometimes we're so eager to respond that we forget to actually listen. But while Mercury is splashing around in Cancer, we'll find it easier to stop yapping and start tuning in. Remember folks, even silence can speak volumes if we just take a moment to listen. So, whether you're deciphering cryptic texts from your crush or trying to understand why your cat keeps knocking over your favorite mug, remember that true listening is done with both the heart and ears.
So, let's embrace this cosmic cuddle from Mercury in Cancer. It's time to get introspective, connect on a deeper level, and maybe even shed a tear or two during a rom-com. After all, isn’t life too short for holding back emotions? And remember, as we venture through this celestial journey together, keep looking up. You never know what the stars might reveal next.
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 23 Leo 18' 01", moving at 0.55 degrees per day, and is 69864760km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Well, buckle up star children, because Venus has decided to pitch her celestial tent in the theatrical campsite of Leo. She's about 69,916,407 kilometers away, but trust me, you're going to feel the heat. Venus is currently doing a bit of a moonwalk in the sky, or as we astrophiles call it, she's in prograde motion. Now, when Venus waltzes into the den of the Lion, expect a cosmic Broadway show. Think love letters in skywriting, loud I-love-you's echoing from mountaintops, and maybe even a few melodramatic outbursts that could give the Real Housewives a run for their money. During this time, most of us aren't just looking for a pat on the back or a 'well-done'. Oh no, my friends! We want grand, standing ovations. Roses thrown at our feet. Chocolates. Fireworks! It's time to kick caution to the curb, or risk being relegated to the shadows while the drama unfolds center stage. But remember, dear astro-enthusiasts, the Leo may be all about the play and the pizzazz, but it's also got a flair for the dramatic. If you feel like you’re not getting enough limelight, refrain from releasing your inner diva on your unsuspecting partner. And please, try to resist the urge to start a fiery quarrel just to stir the pot and reclaim your throne. Let's not forget there's no 'I' in 'We', even though there's an ‘M’ and an ‘E’ if you look hard enough! Now, let's talk about moolah. When Venus is in Leo, your wallet might feel a bit lighter. Why? Because Leo is all about that razzle-dazzle! It’s the perfect time to splurge on that pricey bottle of wine or that designer outfit you've been eyeing. But remember, Leo's generosity is as famous as its love for luxury. So, spending on thoughtful gifts for others could bring even more joy than treating yourself. In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic carnival, full of color, creativity, and a healthy dose of chaos. It’s a time to rekindle the spark in your relationships and remind yourself that life without a dash of fun isn’t really living. So, let the celestial party begin!
Mars
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 26 Leo 50' 05", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 334542304km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Mars in Leo, or How the Red Planet Learned to Roar
Alright, my celestial compadres, buckle up your cosmic seatbelts because Mars, our fiery, red-faced friend, has kicked off his boots and made himself comfy in the regal realm of Leo. This is like Captain Kirk deciding to crash at Sheldon's place in The Big Bang Theory (talk about a celestial sitcom!).
When Mars hangs out with Leo, it's like a cosmic party where your heart is the guest of honor. Leo, the Lion-heart, knows that life without a little mirth and mayhem is like a proton without its electron - utterly unbalanced! So, get ready for your invitation to the 'Festival of Fun,' because Mars and Leo are playing the party planners.
Mars in Leo is a cosmic call to follow your heart. Imagine your heart as Spock and your brain as Kirk. Now, it's time for Spock to take the captain's chair (at least for a while). Let your passions guide you, and remember, nothing ventured in love, nothing gained.
But hold on, fellow stargazers, the Lion's got a bit of a swagger, which can lead to an inflated ego. Mars in Leo might make you feel like Tony Stark at a science fair - overconfident and underprepared. If you want the cosmic kudos, you gotta put in the work. Being a true leader means more than just sporting a Captain America shield; you actually have to be worthy of it!
While Mars is in Leo, enthusiasm spreads faster than cat videos on the internet. But beware, drama can go viral too. We all crave a standing ovation, but remember, not everyone can be the star of the show. If you don't get the attention you think you deserve, don't turn into a diva. Remember, nobody likes a keyboard warrior, even in the cosmic world.
So, during this Mars-Leo mixer, let’s take a moment to reflect on our ego. It can be a shiny trophy or a ticking time bomb, depending on how we handle it. This cosmic event gives us the perfect opportunity to balance our inner Sheldon Cooper with a bit of Leonard Hofstadter. So let's navigate these celestial currents like true cosmic surfers, shall we?
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 00' 23", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 798393546km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, star voyagers! Today we find ourselves in a peculiar cosmic situation with the jovial Jupiter deciding to set up camp in Taurus. Now, I know you’re thinking, "Why should I care about some gas giant's vacation plans?" Well, let me enlighten you. Jupiter, the celestial equivalent of an overachieving philosopher, has decided to bunk up with Taurus, our favorite intergalactic couch potato. Picture it like your intellectual uncle deciding to stay with your Netflix-bingeing cousin. The result? An unexpected wisdom bomb at every turn of the hourglass—or should I say, the cosmic sand timer? This cosmic configuration is kind of like finding out your toaster can also make coffee. It's surprising, gratifying, and a little bit baffling all at once. As Jupiter encourages us to engage in deep thought, Taurus reminds us that sometimes the answer is just chilling on the couch, buried between the cushions. Jupiter in Taurus is like rocket fuel for your dreams. It's the universe nudging you, saying, "Hey, remember that thing you always wanted to do? Yeah, this is the perfect time to start." The combination of Jupiter's love for growth and Taurus' stubborn persistence makes this transit feel like a cosmic pep rally. Now, here's where things get interesting. Jupiter, the planet-sized lucky charm, is bunking with Taurus, the zodiac's most notorious gold-digger. So, you might just find yourself stumbling into good fortune. But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility. Or in this case, with great luck comes the potential to blow it all on artisanal cheese and fancy socks. So, as Jupiter hangs out in Taurus, resist the urge to turn every desire into an immediate need. Be patient, be careful, and above all, don't forget to laugh at the absurd beauty of this cosmic sitcom we call life.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 57' 37", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1369520659km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Warning: Saturn's In Pisces, Folks!
Brace yourselves, space cadets! The big boss of the solar system, Saturn, has decided to take a vacation in dreamy Pisces. Now this is a bit like your high school principal deciding to crash your slumber party—expect some reality checks between rounds of truth or dare and pillow fights!
Saturn in Pisces is basically your cosmic life coach (think Yoda, but without the green complexion). It's all about turning your daydreams into an action plan. So, you want to write that book? Start a business? Good for you—now let's get down to the nitty-gritty. This isn't just about fantasizing on cloud nine—it's about making things happen! Budgeting, business plans, and looking into loan options might sound about as fun as a root canal, but it's the foundation of turning dreams into reality. So grab that notepad and start brainstorming!
Of course, having Saturn rummaging through your innermost dreams can feel a bit invasive. You might be tempted to hang a "Keep Out" sign on your subconscious. But trust me, folks, trying to keep Saturn out is like trying to hide your comic book collection from your mom—it's not gonna work! So, rather than getting defensive, let's hear him out. This cosmic dad has some seriously good advice, even if it's a bit hard to swallow sometimes.
Now, with all this deep introspection, you might find yourself feeling a bit restless. Sleepless nights, overactive dreams, anxiety—you know, all the fun stuff. Here's where we channel our inner hippie: meditate, take long walks in nature, try some deep breathing exercises, and maybe even catch a few extra Z's. Don't forget to keep a dream journal by your side, because those nocturnal brainwaves might just contain the next big idea!
In short, Saturn in Pisces is a mix of cosmic tough love and dreamy introspection. It might feel a little uncomfortable, but hey, no one ever said adulting in the cosmos was going to be easy. Let's buckle up, space cadets, and make the most of this interstellar journey!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 52' 59", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3031422405km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus Takes Taurus by the Horns
Alright, stargazers, hang on to your telescopes! Uranus, that rebel planet with a cause, is cruising through practical, no-nonsense Taurus. It's like Spock deciding to crash the Starship Enterprise into a peaceful Hobbit Shire. Taurus, who typically prefers routine and stability, is about to experience the cosmic equivalent of having its favorite recliner replaced with a bouncy castle. But remember, folks, change can be as invigorating as a double espresso shot in your morning chai latte!
Uranus in Taurus is like a mad scientist in a coin factory. Expect some wild, Willy Wonka-style innovations in finance over the next seven years. We might see Bitcoin become Bitcorn, or banks offering free toasters again (but this time, they're solar powered!). The stock market could turn into a literal farmer's market, and your childhood piggy bank might just become a valuable antique.
On a personal level, Uranus is urging us to do a Marie Kondo on our finances. Does that credit card debt spark joy? No? Then it's time to toss it out! Stuck in a labyrinth of loans? Let's find a Minotaur-sized solution! Feeling suffocated by your material possessions? Remember, friends, you can't take it with you... unless it fits in a spaceship. This is your cosmic kick in the pants to change your relationship with money and materialism.
So, even if you're a stubborn Taurus, don't dig your heels in too deep. Like your weird Aunt Edna's holiday fruitcake, these changes are inevitable. And who knows? By the end of it, you might find you've actually developed a taste for disruption. After all, a bit of Uranian instability now could lead to a much more stable future. And isn't that a paradox to ponder over your next cup of intergalactic chai?
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 40' 55", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4431590388km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, folks, let’s get down to interstellar business. We've got Neptune in Pisces, and no, I'm not talking about a sushi roll or a new sci-fi novel. Not exactly the "flux capacitor" situation we're used to, but hey, it's 2022, anything can happen. So, our big blue buddy Neptune is 4.43 billion kilometers away, and it's doing this thing called "retrograde", which isn't as hipster as it sounds - it's just seeming to move backwards from our perspective here on good ol' planet Earth. Now, this Neptune-in-Pisces gig... it’s like the cosmic version of wearing beer goggles. It makes us see things differently. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles start to look as pointless as arguing with Biff Tannen. Instead, we start seeing the value of unity, of coming together. We start to realize that we're all on this time-traveling spaceship called Earth together, so we might as well make the most of it. This celestial shift calls us to take center stage and contribute to our collective progress, like a real-life Doc Brown. We all have something to offer, whether it's a crazy scientific invention, a song that brings tears to your eyes, or even a killer apple pie recipe. This is the perfect time to hop into your DeLorean and explore your spiritual path, or maybe convert that dusty corner of your room into an altar space. Connect with the sacred, because let me tell you, folks, there's more to life than hoverboards and flux capacitors. So, what can you bring to this cosmic table? What are your unique offerings? Let's share them with the world, and remember, Neptune in Pisces is here to back you up, like a trusty sidekick or a super cool, self-lacing shoe. So buckle up, because where we're going, we don't need roads... we need unity, understanding, and a whole lot of love. Till next time, space travelers!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 31' 16", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5060399434km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright, star gazers, fasten your seatbelts because guess what? Our old pal Pluto - the solar system's favorite underdog - is doing a cha-cha slide in Capricorn. Before you start envisioning a tiny icy rock wearing goat horns and climbing mountains, let me clarify: this isn't about Pluto developing a penchant for mountain climbing. It's a bit more intense than that. You see, both Pluto and Capricorn have that 'all work, no play' vibe going on. They're like that annoying friend who, when you're trying to enjoy a good pizza, reminds you of the calories. But hey, they're not all bad. They know how to get stuff done. Just remember to take it easy on the intolerance sauce. Not everyone thinks pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity. Now, Pluto, bless its little icy heart, is all about kicking out habits that aren't doing us any favors. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, but instead of asking if something sparks joy, it's asking if that negative pattern is really worth the emotional baggage fees. Of course, cleaning house isn't always pretty. Think of it like using a sledgehammer to get rid of that hideous vase Aunt Edna gave you. Sure, it's a bit overkill, but the result is a vase-free existence, and who wouldn't want that? So, while Pluto is doing its Capricorn tango, don't be afraid to swing that metaphorical sledgehammer. Just be intentional about it. Maybe that tenth re-watch of Red Dwarf can wait while you take care of a few life improvements. But hey, no judgment - we all know the allure of a good curry and lager binge. Remember, folks, the stars may give us a nudge in the right direction, but you're the one steering the spaceship. So, buckle up, turn up the tunes, and fly on with your bad self. Peace out, space cadets!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Venus
Venus Conjunct Mars
There is a desire for love, beauty, relationships, and things that feel good. Desire is strong today and this includes the desire for the opposite sex. Be considerate of others today as you may express yourself too strongly. Use your creative energies and get involved with the arts, music or the theater. How about making a special meal for your significant other? Watch your spending today as you may feel tempted to overindulge and be too extravagant. Curb your potential for eating too much rich, sweet, or spicy food. Moderation is the key. Be refined and charming around women. Do not get involved in petty gossip or in competition with the women you know. Have fun at a social gathering, but remember, don't come on too strong or let your opinion of yourself swell so as to become overbearing and obnoxious.For people with a Venus-Mars conjunction in their natal charts, the blending of the feminine and masculine energies within is a natural process, although other aspects to the conjunction will tell the whole story as to how this is done. These people possess personal magnetism in spades. They live and breathe romantic/sexual relationships. It is generally easy for them to form relationships, unless the conjunction is severely afflicted. They ooze sexuality, and they are generally quite impulsive with regards to entering new relationships. Relationships are not only important to them, they require a fair amount of excitement, adventure, and passion in their pairings in order to feel alive and vital. With this conjunction, there is generally a pleasing blend of self-assertion and cooperation. This comprises some of their charm, in that they generally know how to assert themselves without stepping on others’ toes. In some cases, men with this aspect may be too dominating in romantic situations, and might gain a reputation for being “macho”. This is not always the case, however. For the most part, these people are quite direct about what they want in a relationship, and they are quite passionate when it comes to going about getting what they want. It can be a challenge maintaining perspective when it comes to relationships. These people are generally highly creative and are bent on finding outlets for their creativity. Their vitality and warm energy is something that can be felt by others, as if it lies just below the surface.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Mars: Barry Bonds (in Gemini), Carmen Electra (in Gemini), Bette Davis, James Caan (in Taurus, also conjunct Uranus), Sally Field, Eva Gabor (in Pisces), Merv Griffin (in Leo), Kris Kristofferson (in Gemini), Bruce Lee (in Scorpio), Courtney Love (in Gemini), Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino (in Gemini), Stefanie Powers (in Scorpio), Sting, Uma Thurman (in Gemini), Vincent Van Gogh (in Pisces), Harry Hamlin (in Virgo), Sandra Bullock (in Gemini, conjunct the Ascendant).Venus
