By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 09 May 2023
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ChipWitch Today for 9 May, 2023

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9 May, 2023


Solar activity was moderate with five numbered sunspot groups present on the visible solar disk, and background X-ray flux at low C-class levels. Region 3296 (N16W20; Ekc/beta-gamma) underwent growth in the intermediate section and some decay in the leader area. The mixed polarity signature strengthened, nearly developed a delta signature, and the region was the source of multiple C-class flares, to include the largest of the period, an M2.3 (R1; Minor) flare at 08/2025 UTC. Region 3297 (N08W03; Ekc/beta-gamma-delta) experienced growth and developed a delta signature within the lead penumbra. Only a few minor enhancements or weak C-class flares and optical subflares were produced from the region. The remaining regions underwent little change or some decay.

The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.

Solar wind parameters were indicative of weakening CME influences (from the previous CME activity) and continuing, unsteady CH HSS effects. Total IMF strength began the period in an enhanced state, with a peak of 12 nT at 08/0010 UTC. The total field declined shortly afterwards and was at 4-6 nT later in the period. The Bz component was in a pronounced southward direction when the period began, with a maximum deflection of -12 nT, but shifted mainly northward by 08/0046 UTC, however, brief southward deviations still occurred. Solar wind speed was unsteady between mainly 450-500 km/s most of the period, but briefly escalated to near 550 km/s between 08/1500-1800 UTC, before it declined. The phi angle was variable, but was predominantly positive from about 08/0200-1330 UTC.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.


The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 04 degrees, 00' 33", at a velocity of 14.2 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. It is 367789.25 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May, 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun, 2023.


Planetary Information

The Sun

The Sun is in Taurus

The Sun is at 18 Tau 23' 17", and is 150995198km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Capricorn

The Moon is at 04 Cap 00' 33", and is 370570km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Capricorn

Greetings, fellow stargazers and earthlings! Captain Jean-Luc Picard here, boldly guiding you through the celestial seas of today's horoscope, as we chart a course for the Moon in Capricorn. Set phasers to "funny" and engage warp speed for laughter! Moon, the formidable celestial orb that governs our tides and moods, has found itself nestled in the stoic, ambitious arms of Capricorn – a sign often mistaken for a mountain goat, but in reality, it is the result of an intergalactic transporter malfunction that left a goat and a fish merged together in a tantalizingly confusing way. But fear not, dear stargazers! For even at 370,645.053929918 kilometers away, the Moon's gravitational pull on both the Earth and our sense of humor remains strong, as if Q himself had sprinkled cosmic pixie dust over our planet. As the Moon traverses the austere landscape of Capricorn, prepare to feel a surge of determination as mighty as the USS Enterprise herself, mixed with an inexplicable urge to climb the nearest mountain or corporate ladder, only to realize it was just a very tall anthill. This may lead to an awkward, yet comical interaction with the local ant colony. You may find yourself embracing the qualities of logical beings such as Vulcans, with a penchant for nerdy hobbies like calculating the precise mass of dilithium crystals needed to power a starship or debating the merits of utilizing a sonic screwdriver versus a tricorder. Rest assured, even Spock would crack a smile (or raise an eyebrow) at your newfound wit. In the words of the wise Captain Picard, "Things are only impossible until they're not." So, embrace the cosmic hilarity of the Moon in Capricorn, and remember that even in the vastness of space, laughter is the universal language. Now, warp speed ahead to your next adventure, fellow space travelers! Live long and prosper, and may the farce be with you!

Mercury

Mercury is in Taurus

Mercury is retrograde at 07 Tau 07' 60", moving backwards at 0.42 degrees per day, and is 85561142km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Taurus

Mercury In Taurus: A Han Solo Take

Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and now Mercury's in Taurus. Yeah, you heard me right, that little fast-talkin' planet is cozying up with our favorite space bull. Just like the Millennium Falcon (though not quite as fast), this combo means we're all in for a wild ride.

So, what's the deal with Mercury and Taurus? Well, think of it this way: If Mercury's the brains behind the operation, then Taurus is the muscle. Together, they make a pretty solid team. Kind of like Chewie and me, but less hairy and more... earthy.

During this transit, daydreams and crazy schemes are taking a back seat. Instead, we're talkin' about practical plans, the kind that'll make even the most skeptical Jedi masters nod in approval. You know, the stuff that actually pays off in the long run.

Now, don't go thinking this is some boring space lecture on planning for retirement. No, no, my nerf herder friends. This is your chance to buckle down, work on your aim, and create a foundation as strong as the Death Star (but, you know, without the whole exploding thing).

So grab your blaster, strap in, and get ready to navigate this Mercury in Taurus transit like a true space cowboy. Remember, sometimes it's not about making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, but about building something that lasts. And hey, who knows? Maybe along the way, you'll find your own personal scruffy-looking nerf herder to share the adventure with.

May the Force be with you, or at least some retrograde-proof astrological guidance!

Venus

Venus is in Cancer

Venus is prograde at 01 Can 49' 25", moving at 1.09 degrees per day, and is 137404438km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Cancer

Intergalactic Love Alert: Venus in Cancer!

Gather around, my space cadets! The celestial love boat has entered the cosmic waters of Cancer, and it's time to buckle up for a ride on the emotional roller coaster. Venus, our favorite planet of sensitivity and affection, has teamed up with the ultra-nurturing zodiac sign of Cancer. So, if you've been feeling like your love life is as barren as the surface of Mars, worry not! Things are about to get as steamy as the atmosphere of Venus itself (which, by the way, is a scorching 467°C).

With Venus in Cancer, expect an urge to care for others that's stronger than a tractor beam. Family ties and connecting to your roots will become more important than ever, and you might find yourself nesting like an extraterrestrial bird building its interstellar nest. Go ahead, decorate your spaceship or buy that fancy zero-gravity furniture you've had your eye on. Your home is your sanctuary, and with Venus in Cancer, it's time to make it as cozy as a wormhole.

But beware, my astro-enthusiasts! This planetary alignment might make you feel moodier than a grumpy Klingon. Friendships and romantic relationships could trigger your emotional force fields, leaving you more sensitive than a Vulcan's ears. Remember, Cancer's natural defense mechanism is to withdraw and hide in their crabby shell when they're hurt, so try not to retreat into your personal asteroid belt.

On the bright side, this vulnerability comes with a massive heart expansion, just like the universe itself. You'll be able to attract and give love with the same intensity as a supernova explosion. So, let Venus in Cancer guide you on this interstellar journey of affection, and may the cosmic forces be with you!

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 23 Can 34' 30", moving at 0.56 degrees per day, and is 271077065km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Great Scott! Mars in Cancer: A Blast from the Past with a Twist of Future

Great Scott, fellow time travelers! Mars is currently takin' a groovy trip through Cancer, and it's 271,020,784.096245706 kilometers away (yes, I measured). Now, don't go reaching for your hoverboard just yet; we're still on Earth, but this cosmic combo is all about blending the past with the future, man!

As Mars cruises through the sensitive Cancer, we're gonna feel like we're in a DeLorean, fusing that fiery Martian energy with Cancer’s nostalgic vibes. It's time to cherish our roots while building a future that's more comfy than your favorite tie-dye t-shirt.

Now, hold onto your lab goggles, 'cause Mars in Cancer doesn't mean we're slowing down. Oh no, my dudes, there's a lot to accomplish during this stellar transit! So, grab your hammer and nails, and let's tackle those home improvement projects that've been collecting dust (probably since 1985).

But wait, there's more! With Mars in Cancer, you might find yourself going all "Doc Brown" to protect your family or a domestic situation. This planetary pairing makes us fiercely protective, and we'll do whatever it takes to defend what and who we care about. So, buckle up, because an intense parental instinct is about to kick in, and you're gonna need 1.21 gigawatts of energy to ride this wave.

Now, here's the catch-22, my interstellar friends: As Mars chills in cautious Cancer, we might end up taking a more passive approach to getting what we want. If our hearts ain't feeling it, chances are we won't make a move. But when we do, it might come off as more reactive and oversensitive than we'd like. So, let's try to keep our emotions on a cosmic leash, shall we?

To sum it up, this Mars in Cancer journey is like a cosmic mash-up of past and future, where we're all Marty McFlys trying to find our way through the space-time continuum. So, embrace the nostalgia, protect what you love, and build a future that's as rad as you are. Rock on, stargazers!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 28 Ari 16' 37", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 881113470km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Jupiter in Aries: The Nerdy, Hippie Star Trek Edition

Ok, fellow astro-nerds and interstellar hippies, buckle up your seatbelts on your imaginary starships because Jupiter is in Aries, and we're about to embark on a cosmic journey of self-discovery and growth at warp speed!

Picture Jupiter as that eccentric, boisterous relative who shows up at the family gathering, pushing us to take risks and step outside our comfort zones. Now, imagine Aries as the impulsive, fire-powered cousin who's always itching for adventure. Put them together, and you've got an unstoppable force of innovation and intuition that even Spock would find fascinating.

During this galactic transit, we've got the chance to go where no man or woman has gone before within ourselves. It's time to jettison those outdated ideas and stale beliefs that have been weighing us down like excess baggage on the Starship Enterprise. There's no time for slow, calculated planning – we need to seize the moment and run with our ideas faster than the Millennium Falcon in hyperdrive.

While Jupiter might usually be that wise mentor who urges us to learn from others (think Dumbledore or Yoda), this time, it's all about self-teaching and learning through experience. So, don't be afraid to boldly go forth and try new things, even if you feel like you're stepping into a wormhole without a map. Remember – there’s no failure, only feedback. Every experience can be a valuable lesson in the grand cosmic classroom (which, let's be real, is way cooler than any traditional "teacher-and-student" setting).

But beware, space cadets! With Jupiter in Aries, it's easy for our opinions to overheat like a malfunctioning warp core, leading to confrontation and conflict. Like a heated debate between Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy, we must find a balance between our drive for action and the need for open communication. After all, even in the infinite expanses of the universe, expansion means nothing if we're closed off to new perspectives.

So, as Jupiter soars through Aries, remember that we are the captains of our own starships, navigating towards new opportunities, relationships, and cosmic fortune. It's time to grab your tricorder, set your phasers to "stun" and boldly go forth, embracing your potential and unlocking

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 57' 34", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1504920517km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy

Oh, noble earthlings! Lo and behold, for Saturn has sauntered into Pisces like a nerdy hipster at a kombucha bar, bringing with it the perfect opportunity to dive into the kaleidoscopic waters of your innermost dreams. So, whip out those quills and be ready to scribble down the wisdom bestowed upon you by this groovy celestial duo!

Now, don't expect this cosmic dance between the Master of Rules and the zodiac's psychedelic fish to be all peace signs and flower crowns. Oh no, my friends! Saturn is like that overbearing parent who insists on questioning your life choices while wearing socks with sandals. It may feel like an unwelcome intrusion, but deep down, you know that it's here to help you tidy up your chaotic dreamland.

When Saturn waltzes into Pisces territory, you may find yourself tossing and turning in bed like an insomniac at a silent disco. Fret not, fellow stargazers! This is the perfect time to channel your inner Zen master, meditating in the moonlight, taking leisurely strolls amongst the trees, or simply indulging in a well-deserved siesta (with a trusty dream journal by your side, of course).

As you embark on this cosmic journey, remember to heed the sage advice of Londo Mollari: "The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." So, take a deep breath, embrace the swirling energies of Saturn in Pisces, and boldly chase those dreams like a hippie chasing a solar-powered van. The stars are on your side, my friends, and they've got one heck of a sense of humor!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 18 Tau 54' 12", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3090656066km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Hasta la vista, baby! Uranus has parked its cosmic tush in Taurus, and it's not leaving anytime soon. So buckle up, earthlings, 'cause we're about to embark on a seven-year rollercoaster of change that would make even Sarah Connor break a sweat. Grab your safety goggles, my nerdy friends, because Uranus is about to shake things up like a high school chemistry experiment gone awry. Imagine Taurus as the cautious lab partner who prefers to follow the instructions to a T, while Uranus is the wild child who tosses in random chemicals just to see what happens. Chaos may ensue, but you can bet it'll be one heck of a learning experience! Now let's talk money, honey. Taurus has always been the Wall Street bigwig of the zodiac, but Uranus is here to spark a financial revolution. We're talking new currencies popping up like mushrooms after a rainstorm, banks wobbling like Jenga towers, and stock markets spinning like a kaleidoscope. It's a monetary mosh pit, and we're all invited. On a personal level, this Uranian transit is encouraging us to say hasta la vista to our old ways of dealing with money and material possessions. Picture yourself as a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to terminate your debt, obliterate credit card interest, and vaporize rent and mortgages. Time to break free from the chains of materialism, my fellow hippie comrades! But fear not, dear stargazers, for amidst the chaos lies a silver lining. Embrace the changes, and you'll find yourself on the path to greater stability and long-lasting abundance. Remember, resistance is futile (wait, wrong sci-fi reference), so let go of the status quo and ride the waves of change like a boss. So, as Uranus continues its prograde journey through Taurus, remember to channel your inner Sarah Connor: be brave, adaptable, and never, ever give up. The future may be uncertain, but together we can create a world that's out of this world!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 57' 41", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4566970837km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, star gazers and cosmic travelers! Gather 'round as I, your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd, unravel the mysteries of the celestial bodies in our groovy universe. Today, we're going to talk about Neptune, the big blue gas giant, chilling like a cosmic cucumber in the sign of Pisces. Picture this: Neptune, the planet of dreams and mysticism, is casually floating in the vast cosmic sea, 4,567,022,543.734889984 kilometers away from Earth, and currently moving prograde (that's forward for us non-space nerds). Now, I know what you're thinking - "What does this mean for me, O wise and witty astrologer?" Well, let me tell you, my fellow starspawn! As Neptune and Pisces join forces, like a pair of psychic superheroes, they shine a cosmic flashlight on our inner contradictions, much like when you suddenly realize that you can't find your keys because they were in your hand the whole time. These two buddies help us see the utter ridiculousness of sweating the small stuff, and instead inspire us to hold hands, sing Kumbaya, and work towards unity and healing. During this groovy transit, it's an excellent time to explore your spiritual side. Maybe take up meditation, dabble in yoga, or learn to read your favorite sci-fi novel in braille. The point is to connect with your inner mystic and then bring those vibes to the world around you like a true Piscean hippie. So, fellow interstellar hitchhikers, let Neptune in Pisces be your guiding star as you traverse the cosmic highways of life. Embrace your emotional intelligence, share your unique gifts, and remember - in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to find our way home. Peace, love, and live long and prosper!

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 21' 03", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5151814669km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Greetings, Earthlings and space cadets! Gather 'round as we embark on an intergalactic adventure to explore the cosmic shenanigans of Pluto in Aquarius. Now, don't let Pluto's small stature fool you, my fellow stargazers. This little ice ball packs a punch, and it's about to shake up life as we know it - much like a cosmic game of Space Invaders. So, what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, imagine Pluto as a celestial Dr. Frankenstein, and Aquarius as its trusty laboratory assistant. Together, they're cooking up a storm of transformation, regeneration, and progress that'll leave us all gasping for air like a goldfish on the moon. But fear not, my friends, for this isn't the end of the world. No, it's merely the dawn of a new age! A time when scientific breakthroughs, technological advancements, and space travel will propel humanity into uncharted territories faster than you can say "beam me up, Scotty!" And as for our social lives, well, hold onto your tinfoil hats because things are about to get real interesting. You see, Pluto's transit through Aquarius is like a cosmic group hug, urging us to set aside our differences and unite for the greater good. So, expect to see governments and systems holding hands and singing Kumbaya around the cosmic campfire as they forge new alliances for a better future. On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like a celestial life coach, pushing us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in the universe. It's time to swap out our "me, myself, and I" mentality for a more inclusive, "we're all in this together" kind of vibe. So let's answer the interstellar call and embrace our inner hippie as we work towards a brighter tomorrow. In conclusion, my fellow star-travelers, Pluto's retrograde journey through Aquarius may bring some turbulence, but rest assured, we're in for a wild and transformative ride. So buckle up, keep your hands and feet inside the cosmic vehicle at all times, and remember: the future is what we make of it - one small step at a time. Peace, love, and interstellar harmony to you all!

Current Planetary Aspects

PlanetPosition
Sun18 Tau 23' 17"
Moon04 Cap 00' 33"
Mercury07 Tau 07' 60" R
Venus01 Can 49' 25"
Mars23 Can 34' 30"
Jupiter28 Ari 16' 37"
Saturn05 Pis 57' 34"
Uranus18 Tau 54' 12"
Neptune26 Pis 57' 41"
Pluto00 Aqu 21' 03" R

Current Planetary Positions

The Sun

Sun Conjunct Uranus

You may feel like a rebel or an oddball today. This transit can sometimes bring strange behavior. Now is not the time to make serious, long-lasting decisions. Wait a while, then reconsider. There is a desire to break out of your rut and do something really weird or different. Stay in control. Watch your impulsiveness and look for surprises.It is natural for those born under the Sun conjunct Uranus aspect to question tradition. These are individualists. They naturally rebel against that which is established. It doesn’t mean that they consistently break all the rules, but they definitely do question some of the rules, especially those that simply don’t make much sense to them. These people have a huge distaste for routine. They work best when they have some say as to when and how they get things done.Sun conjunct Uranus people possess much self-integrity. They prefer to answer to no one except themselves. They avoid labeling people and are most offended when others attempt to label or stereotype them. Although progressive, they can be maddeningly stubborn at times. They do enjoy a certain level of excitement in their lives, and they do accept change as exciting, and they do appear to be quite open-minded–yet on a personal level, they can stubbornly stick to their ideas and they will resent anyone who tries to push them into doing something they really don’t want to do.The Sun, as the ego, meets Uranus, the reformer. The result is a person whose identity rides strongly on being unique. Compare them to someone else, and these apparently open-minded, freedom-loving people can quickly turn livid. This is when these “free spirits” redefine the word temperamental. There, you’ve done it–you’ve found their weak spot. If you place them in a class of their own, on the other hand, they’re happy as can be.These people are inventive, creative, and spirited. They perhaps appear more flexible than they are. On paper, at least, they are open-minded. If things get too personal, however, they can be difficult to deal with. This is largely due to the fact that they cling very tightly to their personal space and their personal sense of freedom. Anything that seems to threaten their individuality pulls up resistance in these people. Sun conjunct Uranus people are refreshingly honest, highly independent, intuitive, and somewhat erratic or inconsistent. They are often described as quirky, and they are nothing if not interesting.Some Famous People with Sun Conjunct Uranus: Willem Dafoe, Walt Disney, Anjelica Huston, Meredith Baxter, Sigmund Freud, Donald Trump, Meryl Streep, Clara Barton, Ram Dass, Roy Orbison.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Saturn

You have a keen eye for detail and a practical turn of mind today. Your thinking is deep, practical, organized, and deliberate. You are aware of every flaw in thought and material and your work today will be towards precision. Concentration is sharp and focused. Plans made today are well thought out and, because of this, will probably succeed.Your mind is well-disciplined when it needs to be, and you possess strong powers of organization and orderliness. You are good at detail work. You are a person who says what you mean and mean what you say, and you can be baffled by, or impatient with, those who don’t. You are very trustworthy and reliable, showing up on time for appointments due to a basic respect for others and for schedules and orderliness. You make a loyal friend. You are capable of exceptionally clear and realistic thinking. Making plans is something that comes naturally to you–you consider consequences and possible scenarios before arriving at a decision or embarking on something entirely new. You are somewhat of a doubting Thomas, and you don’t naturally jump up and down with excitement about new ideas or plans. Your conversations may at times be spare but to the point.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently. Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Edgar J. Hoover, Paul Newman, Olivia Newton-John, Pierre Trudeau; Trines – Wilem Dafoe, Sally Field, Ed McMahon, Raquel Welch, Robert Urich.

Jupiter

Jupiter Square Pluto

You may try to inflict your religious or cultural beliefs on others at this time or they on you. This can be a transit of religious fanaticism. Your desire to reform others may be accompanied by your neglect to improve yourself. There may be radical changes in your religious beliefs. Conflict may arise over financial matters involving taxes, insurance or legacies. Don't take on anything in which you haven't laid the proper foundations. Pride and arrogance may bring your downfall. Your enemies may come out of the woodwork under this transit. Make sure all your dealings are above reproach.

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

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