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30 April, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3288 (S32W31, Ehi/beta-gamma-delta) produced a C8.8/1n flare at 29/1017 UTC, the strongest of the period. The regions intermediate spots continued to develop. Region 3289 (N20E24, Dai/beta) also increased in penumbral area over the past 24 hours. The remaining regions showed no significant changes.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters continued to be influenced by a negative polarity CH HSS. Solar wind speed varied from ~550-700 km/s. Total magnetic field strength was between 3-6 nT while the Bz component fluctuated between +4/-6 nT. Phi angle was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 05 degrees, 40' 15", at a velocity of 12.03 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.5 days old. It is 403634.87 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May, 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Taurus
The Sun is at 09 Tau 39' 58", and is 150663355km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 05 Vir 40' 15", and is 401864km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Virgo
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Aeryn Sun, your friendly neighborhood astrologer-scientist-hippie hybrid here, bringing you the latest celestial news with a pinch of nerdy humor. So, buckle up and hold onto your kale smoothies, because it's time to dive into the lunar pool! Today, our beloved Moon has decided to take a vacation in the picturesque land of Virgo. And how far away is it, you ask? Well, it's precisely 401,994.909633062km away! That's right, I've got the digits, and I'm not afraid to flaunt 'em! Now, what does the Moon in Virgo mean for us Earthlings? Well, my fellow stargazers, it's time to whip out those lab coats and embrace your inner nerd, because the Moon in Virgo wants us all to get organized and analyze the heck out of everything. Oh yes, today is the day when even the messiest among us will feel a sudden urge to alphabetize their collection of vintage lava lamps (you know who you are). As if that wasn't enough excitement for one day, the Moon in Virgo also brings with it a heightened focus on health and wellness. So, dust off those yoga mats, channel your inner astronaut, and prepare to downward-dog your way into cosmic harmony! Who knew that reaching enlightenment could be as simple as touching your toes? But wait, there's more! During this lunar transit, don't be surprised if you find yourself craving some good ol' fashioned Earthly sustenance. The Moon is practically screaming, "Feed me, Seymour!" So, go ahead and indulge in that extra helping of tofu scramble or avocado toast – after all, you're just following celestial orders. And lastly, dear cosmic travelers, remember that the universe is vast, mysterious, and full of wonders – just like your sock drawer. So, embrace the Moon in Virgo's energy, don your nerdiest space-themed attire, and boldly go where no hippie has gone before: into the realm of organization, health, and lunar-powered laughter. Until next time, space cadets – live long and prosper! Aeryn Sun, signing off!
Mercury
Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is retrograde at 12 Tau 24' 53", moving backwards at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 85433623km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Mercury in Taurus: A Galactic Adventure
Alright, all you intergalactic space travelers, grab your lightsabers and hop into your Millennium Falcon, because Mercury is in Taurus and it's about to get as real as Alderaan's destruction (too soon?). At a whopping 85,476,393.902107060 km away (give or take a parsec), Mercury's decided to go retrograde on us, just like that sneaky Han Solo in a high stakes game of Sabacc.
Now, what does this mean for you, my fellow Jedi knights and Sith lords? Well, Mercury, the planetary mastermind of thoughts and communication, has cozied up with Taurus, the steadfast Earth sign that's as practical as an Ewok in a treehouse. This unlikely duo is on a mission to help us turn our daydreams of defeating the Death Star into solid, achievable plans. Say goodbye to wild speculations and hello to grounded, logical strategies. I mean, who wouldn't want a well-thought-out plan before taking on the entire Galactic Empire?
During this epic astrological event, we're encouraged to channel our inner Yoda and focus on the concrete aspects of life (minus the swampy Dagobah living conditions). Mercury in Taurus brings balance to the Force by pushing our imaginative musings and wishful thinking into hyperspace, making room for some serious stability in our lives. We're talking about the kind of stability that would make even Obi-Wan Kenobi proud!
So, whether you're a scruffy-looking nerf herder or a gold-bikini-wearing princess (no judgment here), let Mercury in Taurus be your guide as you navigate through asteroid fields and make peace with your destiny. May the Force be with you, and remember: stay on target!
Venus
Venus is in Gemini
Venus is prograde at 21 Gem 50' 56", moving at 1.12 degrees per day, and is 147671430km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Gemini
Greetings, Earthlings! Fox Mulder here, and I've got some out-of-this-world news for you! Venus, our cosmic sister, has taken a joyride into the realm of Gemini, and let me tell ya, it's like a UFO sighting in your love life. While Venus may be 147,724,392.001612455km away (but who's counting?), its effects on our relationships are as close as ET phoning home. Imagine this: Venus, the goddess of love and affection, has decided to take a break from her usual intense pursuits and has gone all "beam me up, Scotty" by hitching a ride on the Starship Gemini. It's like if Scully and I traded in our FBI badges for tickets to Woodstock, embracing the groovy vibes of peace, love, and endless chatter. So, what does this mean for your love life? Picture yourself at a cosmic buffet, sampling every delightful dish the universe has to offer. Why stick to just one flavor of Pop Rocks when you can mix them all together and create an effervescent supernova in your mouth? That's Venus in Gemini, my friends: a tantalizing journey through the galaxies of pleasure. Forget those steamy, Mulder-and-Scully-style connections; during this period, we're more attracted to intellectual banter than smoldering passion. It's the perfect time to engage in lengthy conversations with your crush, share your wildest conspiracy theories, or even reignite that spark in a long-term romance with some fresh new topics. But beware, my fellow stargazers: relationships that have become as stale as the moon landing hoax may not survive this cosmic shakeup. Venus in Gemini isn't about settling down or pledging your eternal devotion; it's about enjoying the interstellar rollercoaster of love while it lasts. As for spending habits, it's time to indulge your inner nerd. Splurge on that vintage comic collection or upgrade to the latest communication gadget, like a cell phone that doubles as a teleportation device (just kidding...or am I?). Connecting with the world around us is key during this transit. To sum it up, Venus in Gemini is like attending a cosmic Comic-Con: taste-test every flavor, embrace the unexpected, and let your love life boldly go where it has never gone before. Remember, the truth is out there, and it's more thrilling than ever.
Mars
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 18 Can 35' 36", moving at 0.55 degrees per day, and is 259090497km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Mars in Cancer: The Astrological Homebody Strikes Back
Alright, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, gather 'round and listen up! Mars is currently chillin' in the sensitive sign of Cancer, a whopping 259,032,093.823112965km away (but who's counting?). That's right - our feisty, fiery planet has taken a vacation to the crabby zone, making this the perfect time to unleash your inner astro-hippie and embrace the cosmic mashup of Martian action and Cancerian vibes.
Think of it like this: Mars is the energetic, go-getter friend who's always down for an adventure, while Cancer is the cozy, sentimental buddy who just wants to stay in and watch old movies. When these two forces combine, it's like a cosmic potluck where everyone brings their favorite dish, and we all get to enjoy a smorgasbord of celestial energies. Yum!
So, what does this mean for you? Well, Mars in Cancer gives us the chance to merge our fiery ambition with a soft, nurturing touch. It's like building a rocket ship out of pillows and blankets - sure, it may not get you to the moon, but it's gonna be one heck of a comfy ride. During this time, focusing on home improvement projects or defending your loved ones becomes as important as conquering the world. Who knew hammering nails and fighting for family rights could be so astrologically aligned?
But beware, my fellow space cadets, for every cosmic combo comes with a catch! With Mars in Cancer, we might find ourselves taking a more passive approach to achieving our goals. If our hearts aren't in it, it's easy to get stuck in the quicksand of emotional inertia. And when we do act, it's often fueled by feelings rather than logic. So, before you go all hypersensitive Hulk on someone, take a deep breath and remember: It's just the Mars-in-Cancer energy talking.
So, fellow astro-nerds, let's raise our telescopes to the sky and toast to the cosmic dance of Mars and Cancer. Let their combined forces inspire us to build a future that's both forward-thinking and deeply rooted in the past. And hey, while we're at it, why not start that DIY home renovation project you've been putting off? After all, there's no time like a Mars-in-Cancer present
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 26 Ari 09' 26", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 886722287km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Jupiter In Aries: The Nerdy Astro-Hippie Edition
Alright, my star-loving comrades, it's time for a cosmic caffeine boost as Jupiter sashays its way into Aries! For those who want the deets, Jupiter is currently 886,741,171.892622948km away (but who's counting, right?) and shimmying in prograde. So, what does this all mean for us mere Earthlings?
Imagine your brain being zapped by a bolt of lightning, but like, in a good way. That's Jupiter in Aries for you! Our minds are going to be buzzing with ideas so wild even Einstein would be jealous. It's like we've been handed a VIP ticket to the Innovation Disco, and it's time to strut our stuff on the dance floor of life.
Now, Aries is the zodiac's trailblazer, always ready to blast off into unexplored territory. And with Jupiter as our cosmic co-pilot, we're seeing possibilities for leveling up that were previously hidden behind a nebula of self-doubt. It's not about taking baby steps, my friends – we're going full warp speed ahead!
And while Jupiter usually loves playing matchmaker between us and wise mentors, during this transit, we're all about DIY-learning. That's right, it's time to embrace our inner mad scientist and experiment our way to personal growth. So go ahead, dive headfirst into new experiences and let the chips fall where they may.
But wait, there's a catch (isn't there always?). This astrological adrenaline rush can make us a tad... opinionated. Like, "I'm-right-and-you're-wrong-so-let's-debate-until-the-sun-explodes" level of opinionated. And that, my fellow stargazers, could lead to some not-so-peaceful confrontations. So, let's remember to keep our minds open like the vastness of space itself, and not shut ourselves off from others' wisdom.
So what's the takeaway from all this cosmic commotion? During Jupiter's jaunt through Aries, we're the masters of our own destiny. By embracing our power to shape our lives, we'll uncover opportunities and connections that previously seemed galaxies away. Jupiter is handing us the keys to a future so bright, we'll need shades made of
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 21' 04", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1525771980km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Greetings, Earthlings! As Robbie the Robot Astrologer, I've traveled 1525850037.112320900km through space-time to bring you this interstellar intel: Saturn is currently chillin' in Pisces, and it's prograde, baby! So buckle up your moon boots and grab your cosmic surfboard; we're about to ride the celestial waves of this groovy transit.
Like, Saturn in Pisces is the ultimate cosmic combo for some serious soul-searching, man. You know that far-out dream of yours to open an artisanal kombucha brewery or write the next great sci-fi novel? Now's the time to connect with the universe and ask, "Hey, what's the next step, dude?" Get your trusty notepad ready, because the cosmos are about to spill the cosmic tea on how to make your dreams a reality.
But, like, don't expect this planetary party to be all peace, love, and tie-dye. Saturn may come across as the cosmic dad who just barged into your room unannounced, questioning your life choices and making you feel all defensive, man. But instead of slamming the door and blasting some psychedelic tunes, maybe it's time to listen to what ol' Saturn has to say. After all, even the nerdiest dads have some nuggets of wisdom to share.
With all this out-of-this-world energy, you might feel a bit restless, like you've had one too many cosmic brownies. It's the perfect time to chill, meditate, or take a walk among Mother Nature's finest creations. And hey, why not hit the hay early and catch some extra Z's? Just make sure to keep a dream journal handy, because you never know when a far-out idea might come to you in your sleep.
So, Earthlings, heed the cosmic call of Saturn in Pisces and let it guide you on your groovy journey toward your wildest dreams. Remember: keep your mind open, your heart full, and your space suit ready for whatever the universe has in store. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to you all!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 18 Tau 23' 01", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3088707704km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round, for I have some astrological news that might just shake up your world (or at least your wallet). You see, Uranus, the planet of sudden change and "hey, let's flip everything upside down," has decided to crash the Taurus party. Now, Taurus is usually all about that chill life, sipping on cosmic lattes while lounging on a bed of space cash. But with Uranus in the mix, it's like a mad scientist barging into a tranquil Zen garden - things are bound to get a little wacky! Now, since Taurus has a PhD in Moneyology (it's a thing, trust me), we can expect some pretty interesting things happening in the realm of finances during Uranus' seven-year staycation. We're talking new currencies that would make even Bitcoin blush, banks rethinking their entire existence, and the housing and stock markets doing the electric slide all over the place. But fear not, my cosmic comrades! Uranus isn't here to wreck your financial Feng Shui just for kicks. No, this planetary shake-up is all about helping you break free from the golden handcuffs of debt, taxes, credit card bills, and that pesky rent or mortgage. It's like Uranus is that one friend who convinces you to sell all your stuff and live in a van, traveling the world (but, you know, metaphorically). So, my dear stargazers, embrace the chaos! Don't cling to your material possessions like a hoarder on a spaceship; instead, let Uranus guide you to a new understanding of your relationship with money and things. It may feel like you're stepping into a vortex of uncertainty, but once you emerge on the other side, you'll find yourself in a universe of greater stability and long-lasting abundance. Just remember, resistance is futile (wait, wrong sci-fi reference) - change is coming, and it's time to boldly go where no Taurus has gone before!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 42' 32", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4583497326km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy Starring You and Your Inner Alien
Greetings, Earthlings! As Neptune takes center stage in the dreamy realm of Pisces, it's time to put on your cosmic 3D glasses and dive into the ocean of feels. At a mere 4,583,542,300.207962990km away, Neptune is practically your cosmic neighbor, waving its prograde flag and inviting you for a swim in the depths of your emotions.
Imagine, if you will, Neptune as The Alien from the movie 'Alien' - but instead of planting baby aliens inside you (ew!), it's sprinkling stardust on your spiritual antennae, opening up a world of empathic connectivity. This cosmic comedy duo of Neptune and Pisces reminds us that while we might be a speck of sand in the universe, we're all in this galactic soup together. So why not make some space for unity and interstellar harmony?
In this celestial sitcom, your role is to discover your unique superpower, whether it's brewing kombucha, playing the theremin, or even mastering quantum physics (we see you, nerds). Embrace your inner hippie, let your freak flag fly, and share your gifts with the interplanetary community. After all, we're all just trying to find our place in the cosmos, man.
Feeling the call to start a meditation circle or decorate your room with crystals? Neptune in Pisces has got your back, supporting your spiritual journey like a trusty sidekick (think Spock, but with more incense). It's the perfect time to explore new dimensions of consciousness, connect with your extraterrestrial guides, and maybe even learn to levitate (results may vary).
So grab your favorite tin foil hat, tune in to the cosmic frequency, and let Neptune in Pisces guide you through the galaxy of your emotions. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely feel your good vibes.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 21' 49", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5173144920km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy Show
Alright, my space-loving friends, gather 'round because we've got a combo that's out of this world! That's right, Pluto, our favorite underdog planet (or dwarf planet if you want to get technical), is shaking hands with Aquarius, the eccentric genius of the zodiac. Now, don't panic or anything, but life as we know it is about to experience a massive plot twist.
Think of Pluto as the cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to let go of the stuff in our souls that no longer sparks joy. And when I say "let go," I mean more like a full-on spiritual garage sale. If you thought your last breakup was transformative, buckle up, buttercup. Pluto's going all in, and Aquarius is here to make sure we're not just changing, we're evolving at warp speed.
So, what can we expect from this power duo? Well, for starters, breakthroughs in science and technology that'll make our smartphones look like potatoes. Picture Elon Musk and Bill Nye hosting a TED Talk while wearing Star Trek costumes - that level of awesomeness. Heck, we might even get a Wi-Fi signal on Pluto by the time this transit is over!
But it's not all gadgets and gizmos aplenty. With Aquarius on the scene, we're diving deep into the realms of human rights and social justice. Think of it as a global group hug, where powerful people put aside their differences and work together like they're competing in the intergalactic Olympics. Governments and systems that used to throw shade at each other will be sipping tea together and planning a better future for all of us Earthlings.
As for our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is here to drop some serious wisdom on us. Instead of obsessing over our own success and happiness, we're being challenged to think of others first. It's like we're all starring in a cosmic remake of "The Grinch," and our hearts are about to grow three sizes. So, are you ready to embrace this groovy, transformational energy and become the best version of yourself? Because Pluto in Aquarius is ready for you!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 09 Tau 39' 58" |
| Moon | 05 Vir 40' 15" |
| Mercury | 12 Tau 24' 53" R |
| Venus | 21 Gem 50' 56" |
| Mars | 18 Can 35' 36" |
| Jupiter | 26 Ari 09' 26" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 21' 04" |
| Uranus | 18 Tau 23' 01" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 42' 32" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 21' 49" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Mars
