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10 April, 2023
Solar activity was low this period. Region 3272 (S21E38, Eai/beta-gamma) produced most of the periods C-class flare activity, the largest of which was a C9/Sf flare at 09/0608 UTC. Region 3272 showed signs of decay and consolidation early this period, but this was followed by a slight resurgence and increased spot count later in the day. New Region 3273 (N10E27, Cao/beta) emerged rapidly after 09/0800 UTC and contributed a few low-level C-flares. Multiple low-level C-flares were registered this period from an unnumbered region beyond the SE limb.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed until 09/2158 UTC when a small increase was observed in total field strength. Total field strength was steady near 4 nT throughout the majority of the day and Bz ranged between +/-5 nT. An increase to 8 nT was observed after 09/2158 UTC. Phi angle was negative. Low solar wind density values resulted in long periods of bad plasma data.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 09 degrees, 43' 00", at a velocity of 13.61 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. It is 373368.79 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr, 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 20 Ari 07' 11", and is 149842001km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 09 Sag 43' 00", and is 377694km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, star children! This is Commander Jeffrey Sinclair, your cosmic navigator, beaming out intergalactic astro-wisdom from the far reaches of Babylon 5. May the force be with you...oops, wrong franchise. Never mind, let's get to the good stuff! Today, our beloved Moon has cozied up in the free-spirited embrace of Sagittarius – a meeting of celestial bodies that's got the cosmic jukebox playing "Age of Aquarius" on repeat. And get this: the Moon is precisely 377,827.879813172 kilometers away! But who's counting? (Spoiler alert: it's me, the nerdy astrologer.) With the Moon chillaxing in Sagittarius territory, it's time to let your inner hippie off the leash and explore the vast world of curiosity and wonder. As Captain Kirk would say (if he were also an astrologer): "To boldly go where no man or woman has gone before!" Yes, I just mixed fandoms again. That's how we roll in Sagittarius town! Get ready to embark on a journey of laughter, learning, and maybe even some LARPing (if that's your thing). The Moon in Sagittarius is the perfect time to dive headfirst into your passions, embrace your eccentricities, and let your freak flag fly high! Seriously, it's like Comic-Con for your soul. But beware, cosmic voyagers: while the Moon in Sagittarius energy may have you feeling like a philosopher-king or queen, don't forget to ground yourself in reality. Sure, discussing the finer points of theoretical physics at the local drum circle might sound appealing, but remember that gravity still exists here on Earth. So, keep one foot on the ground as you reach for the stars. In conclusion, dear space cadets, Moon in Sagittarius is your interstellar invitation to tap into your curiosity, embrace your nerdy side, and remember that it's okay to be a little out of this world. After all, we're all just stardust in the end. Commander Jeffrey Sinclair, signing off! Live long and prosper...and may you find the droids you're looking for!
Mercury
Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 09 Tau 18' 48", moving at 1.13 degrees per day, and is 137219301km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Mercury In Taurus: A Hitchhiker's Guide to Cosmic Pragmatism
Greetings, stargazers and fellow intergalactic hitchhikers! Our mental motherboard, Mercury, has taken a cosmic detour through the realm of Taurus, the astrological equivalent of a bean bag chair. At 137,390,718.847035646km away – give or take a few atoms – Mercury is currently operating in prograde mode, which means it's time to buckle up and embrace the practical side of life!
As Mercury unpacks its cosmic suitcase in Taurus, we'll all start to feel a gravitational pull towards sturdy thoughts and reliable communication. This planetary combo is like a Vulcan mind meld with Mr. Spock and a Taurean tree-hugger. It's time to wave goodbye to flights of fancy and say "hello" to some down-to-earth decision-making.
While Mercury meanders through Taurus, you might find your daydreams about jetpacking to Jupiter temporarily grounded. Fear not, my celestial friends, for this is a prime opportunity to trade those abstract ambitions for tangible blueprints. Think of it as trading in your Millennium Falcon for a trusty tractor – sure, it's less flashy, but it's perfect for plowing through the fields of productivity.
So, as you traverse the cosmos during this transit, remember: imagination may be a soothing balm for the spirit, but now's the time to put those dreams into action! Roll up your spacesuit sleeves, fire up the warp drive, and let Mercury in Taurus be your celestial guide to a more practical universe.
Venus
Venus is in Taurus
Venus will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 28 Tau 53' 59", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 169101405km away and approaching.Venus Is In Taurus
Greetings, stardust siblings! Delenn, your quirky cosmic guide here, and I have some groovy news for you all - Venus has parked its celestial tush in Taurus, and boy, is it making us feel all warm and fuzzy inside! So, grab your favorite kaleidoscope and let's dive into the cosmic vibes of the next 24 hours before Venus moonwalks into Gemini. First off, did you know that Venus is currently a whopping 169,143,104.474665552 kilometers away from us? That's right, my fellow space cadets, love is coming to us from a galaxy far, far away! But don't fret, because this planetary love fest is all about getting down to earth and finding beauty in the simplest things. As Venus embraces Taurus's chill vibe, we're all feeling a bit like cosmic sloths, which is totally okay, dudes! It's time to slow down, sip on some kombucha, and focus on reconnecting with our loved ones. So, fire up the ol' Netflix, and get ready to binge-watch "Ancient Aliens" with your boo or bestie. In the realm of dating, Venus in Taurus is like a cosmic matchmaker encouraging us to appreciate the finer things in life, seek stability, and commit to something real. Say goodbye to those pesky commitment-phobes, and hello to a more grounded, down-to-earth love connection. *cue the dramatic romantic montage* But beware, my cosmic comrades, for Taurus's stubbornness can be a real party pooper when Venus is in town. It might be harder to compromise, and you could find yourself butting heads with your sweetheart like two bulls in a china shop. Remember to keep an open mind, and maybe invest in some groovy mood lighting to keep things calm. If you're single, Venus in Taurus might make you feel like you're wearing emotional armor thicker than a black hole. But fear not, for even the most stubborn of hearts can learn to bend and sway like a cosmic hula hoop. So, buckle up your asteroid belts and enjoy the ride as Venus in Taurus sprinkles some down-to-earth love magic into our lives before it zips off into the charming realm of Gemini. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes, my friends! Namaste!
Mars
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 07 Can 54' 35", moving at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 230994103km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Whovian's Guide to Mars in Cancer
Allons-y, space cadets! Mars is taking a cosmic vacay in Cancer, and it's about to get as cozy as the TARDIS on a rainy day. With 230,939,903.974694818km of space between us, Mars is doing the moonwalk (prograde, that is) and bringing a touch of home to our lives.
Imagine a Time Lord tea party, blending Mars' fiery energy with Cancer's love for tradition and family values. We're talking scones with a side of sonic screwdrivers, my friends. It's a perfect time to boldly go where no one has gone before... while still making it home in time for dinner.
Now, Mars in Cancer might sound like a paradox - like a Dalek asking for a hug - but fear not! It's all about channeling that warrior spirit into protecting our nearest and dearest. So roll up your sleeves and grab your sonic sunglasses, because it's time to tackle those domestic tasks you've been avoiding.
Feel the urge to stand up for a family member or an issue close to your heart? Channel your inner Doctor and use that force for good! Mars in Cancer might prefer warm-fuzzies over fisticuffs, but if push comes to shove, this combo can bring out your inner Time Lord warrior. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (oops, wrong fandom).
The only snag? Mars in Cancer might have you feeling more indecisive than a Weeping Angel in a staring contest. You'll want to take action, but only if your hearts (that's right, plural) are in it. So, be aware of any reactive, emotionally-driven decisions, and try not to let your inner Cyberman take the wheel.
In summary, Mars in Cancer is like a mash-up of your favorite sci-fi heroes: a little bit of courage, a dash of vulnerability, and a whole lot of love for home and family. So grab your jelly babies, hold tight to your loved ones, and remember... bowties are cool.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 21 Ari 21' 07", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 890706909km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Jupiter in Aries: Cosmic Geek Out!
Greetings, fellow space nerds! Buckle up because our cosmic overlord Jupiter is currently hanging out in the fiery, action-packed Aries, and things are about to get lit! At a whopping 890,703,472.760400414 km away, Jupiter’s doing the groovy prograde shuffle, and we're all invited to the celestial dance party.
Imagine your brain as an intergalactic playground during Jupiter in Aries. It's like a cosmic comic-con full of innovative ideas, mad scientist vibes, and lightning-fast intuition. Time to kick the old-school thinking to the curb and nerd out on some futuristic solutions! Aries, being the zodiac's trailblazer, boldly goes where no one has gone before. So strap on your jetpacks and let's explore new horizons – no time for map-reading when there are galaxies to discover!
Jupiter in Aries is basically the DIY guru of the zodiac, encouraging us to learn from our own cosmic trial and error. Forget the traditional classroom – we're all about that hands-on, experimental approach. But don't let the "selfie" mindset hinder you from learning from others. Remember, knowledge is like a black hole – it will only grow when we feed it!
Now, let's not forget that Aries is ruled by Mars – the planet of fire and impatience – so things might get a tad heated during this transit. Opinions will blaze like a supernova, making confrontations more likely than peaceful alien encounters. But hey, even E.T. had to phone home, right? Keep an open mind (and heart) during these fiery times and embrace both sides of the cosmic conversation.
So, how do we make the most of this Jupiter-in-Aries rollercoaster? It's simple: We're the captains of our own spaceships, and our fate lies in the stardust of our actions. Embrace your inner space explorer, unlock the wormhole to your dreams and tap into the infinite power of the cosmos. Remember, the universe is expanding – and so are you!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 38' 56", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1566719849km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Great Scott! Saturn is in Pisces, and let me tell you, this cosmic combo is ready to take us on a journey that'll make time-traveling DeLoreans look like child's play. With Saturn chillin' 1,566,775,159.242277861 km away (you know, just down the cosmic road), it's going prograde, and I've got some out-of-this-world advice for you. So, buckle up, dudes and dudettes, because Saturn in Pisces is like Doc Brown meets Yoda—part genius, part spiritual guru, and all about turning those far-out dreams into reality. It's time to grab your hoverboards and get ready to ride the waves of inspiration, as we dive deep into the mystical waters of Pisces. Now, don't go thinking this transit is gonna be all rainbows and unicorns. Oh no, my friends. Saturn, our planetary "dad" figure, is here to make sure we get our act together. It's like when Doc Brown challenges Marty to think about his future, but with a dash of cosmic tough love. So, let those walls down and let Saturn in. Trust me, his advice is like a hidden flux capacitor—pure gold. But what's sleep got to do with it? Well, with all this mental energy zapping around, you might find yourself battling insomnia or having wild, vivid dreams. Channel your inner hippie and find your zen. Meditate, take a stroll through nature, and breathe in that good ol' Earth air. Maybe even catch some extra Zzz's for good measure (and keep that dream journal handy). So, there you have it, folks. Saturn in Pisces is your ultimate cosmic wake-up call, ready to turn dreams into realities, with a side of sweet, sweet wisdom. Now, make like a tree and get outta here (you know, to follow those dreams)!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 16' 18", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3072865598km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: A Han Solo-style Horoscope
Alright, kid, buckle up 'cause Uranus is in Taurus and it's about to shake things up faster than the Millennium Falcon on the Kessel Run. Now, I know you Taurus folks like to keep things steady, like navigating through an asteroid field, but let me tell ya, with Uranus being 3,072,833,762.61681km away and currently prograde, big, sudden changes are comin' whether you like it or not.
Now, don't go all Darth Vader on me here, but we're talking about some serious revolutions in the way we handle money, both in this galaxy and far, far away. During the seven years that Uranus plans to hang out in Taurus, we might see brand-new forms of galactic credits, banks changing faster than a shapeshifting bounty hunter, and the housing and stock markets doing loop-the-loops like an X-Wing in a dogfight.
On a more personal level, think of Uranus in Taurus as your very own rebellion against the dark side of money: debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. These are the things that can trap you like carbonite, preventing you from saving or using your hard-earned credits the way you want to. Heck, you might even feel trapped by your material possessions in general, like that one time I got caught up with the Ewoks on Endor.
During this transit, you've gotta be ready and willing to change your relationship to money and materialism, just like I had to learn to trust the Force. Trust me, resisting these changes is about as useful as yelling at Chewbacca to fix the hyperdrive faster. The changes happening now can actually bring you to a point of greater stability, like finding a secret rebel base on an ice planet.
So, remember: Uranus is here to liberate you like the scruffy-looking nerf-herder I am, and digging in your heels won't make things any easier or stop these changes from happening. Embrace the adventure and let the Force be with you during this wild ride through the cosmos!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 03' 11", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4610877482km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces, Nerdy Hippie Astrologer Edition
Greetings, Earthlings! As your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd, I come bearing cosmic news: Neptune, that groovy blue gas giant, is currently chilling in its home sign of Pisces, exactly 4,610,901,199.212203979 kilometers away (I mean, who's counting, right?). And guess what? It's moving prograde, just like a good little planet should!
So, my fellow stargazers, what does Neptune in Pisces mean for us mere mortals? Imagine if Mr. Spock and John Lennon had a love child - we're talking emotion meets spirituality, all wrapped up in a trippy package of unity and understanding. It's like we've been granted psychedelic goggles that reveal the folly of sweating the small stuff. Suddenly, coming together as one cosmic tribe seems like the grooviest idea since tie-dye.
This far-out transit is like an astral alarm clock, beckoning us to wake up and smell the cosmic coffee. We've all got gifts, talents, and dreams that can make this world a better place. Neptune in Pisces is your invitation to unleash your inner emotional genius and share your unique offerings with the universe (and maybe even score some karmic brownie points).
Feeling called to explore your spiritual side? Now's the perfect time to enroll in that crystal healing class you've been eyeing, or get in touch with your inner Bob Ross and paint some happy little chakras. Why not create a sacred space at home, too, where you can vibe with your higher self?
Remember, cosmic comrades, Neptune in Pisces is here to support us on our journey towards enlightenment, unity, and maybe even world peace. So let's boldly go where no man, woman, or sentient robot has gone before, and make the most of this out-of-this-world opportunity!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 15' 12", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5221844316km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Ahoy, cosmic adventurers! Captain Jack Harkness here, and have I got news for you! Our favorite celestial underdog, Pluto, is currently chillin' in Aquarius, and let me tell you, this dynamic duo is about to shake things up like a mad scientist's lab experiment gone terribly right! Picture this: Pluto, the itty-bitty planet with a huge attitude, is all about metamorphosis, while Aquarius is the quirky rebel with a cause. Put them together, and we've got ourselves a cosmic makeover that would make even the most skeptical of scientists raise an eyebrow. Now, when I say transformation, I'm not talking about swapping out your beakers and test tubes for crystals and incense (although, hey, why not?). No, we're diving deep into the unknown, shedding those outdated ideologies like an old lab coat, and embracing the power of progress, baby! So, what's in store for the collective? Buckle up, because we're talking groundbreaking advancements in science, technology, and space travel. We might even see our fellow Earthlings unite like never before, with civil rights and humanitarianism taking center stage. And who knows, maybe we'll finally have that intergalactic peace summit I've been dreaming of! But it's not all about the big picture, my stargazing friends. Pluto in Aquarius is also giving each and every one of us a cosmic nudge to reevaluate our own identities and roles in this vast, mysterious universe. What if, instead of focusing solely on our own needs, we start thinking about what's best for the entire planetary crew? It's time to boldly go where no human has gone before – and embrace the interconnectedness of all beings. So, will you heed the call of Pluto in Aquarius? This quirky cosmic combo is inviting us to step up, shed our old ways, and work together for a brighter, groovier future. And hey, if we can throw in some funky tunes and far-out fashion along the way, even better! Until next time, cosmic voyagers – Captain Jack Harkness, signing off!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 20 Ari 07' 11" |
| Moon | 09 Sag 43' 00" |
| Mercury | 09 Tau 18' 48" |
| Venus | 28 Tau 53' 59" |
| Mars | 07 Can 54' 35" |
| Jupiter | 21 Ari 21' 07" |
| Saturn | 03 Pis 38' 56" |
| Uranus | 17 Tau 16' 18" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 03' 11" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 15' 12" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Jupiter
You should be feeling very well and alive today. This aspect gives generosity, vitality, and a desire to express and expand. Now is the time to broaden your horizons. You really like people today and have warm-hearted feelings about them. And they feel the same towards you. Consider new ideas and seek to widen your experiences. Guard against pride, over-optimism, self-indulgence and trying to take on too much.
Mercury
Mercury Sextile Mars
Lots of mental energy is available today. Planning, decision making, and taking action are the keywords. Communication is spotlighted. Start reading that new book, make that telephone call, run those needed errands. Mental energy combines well with physical energy.Your mind is very restless and you will never cease to learn. You are quick, practical, perceptive, brave and can easily detect the weaknesses of others. You are very creative and you can excel both in writing and in manual arts. You are very secure and firm in your decisions without being aggressive. Your mind never rests and it is important that you keep yourself active. You make an expressive and lively conversationalist, and you generally mean what you say and say what you mean. You have the ability to speak truths without coming across as too blunt or offensive. You often make the best decisions at the very last minute! You can be very productive when you’re focused, spending less time on work that others labor over. You often take “busy-ness” in stride. You are alert and aware, and can easily turn ideas into workable projects. Your communications are refreshingly direct and to the point, although not especially sympathetic.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, David Spade, Edgar Cayce, Harry Hamlin; Trines – Shari Lewis, Joyce Brothers, Ray Davies, Henry Winkler, Sonny Bono, Beau Bridges, Stacy Keach, Cheiro, Sigmund Freud, Bill Cosby, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Billy Corgan, Ted Danson, Jay Leno.Venus
Venus Trine Pluto
Your emotions are deep and powerful. As they say, still waters run deep. Today might be a good day to redecorate or make other changes to your home with the hope of bringing greater beauty and harmony into your life. It's a good time to find new uses for old or discarded items which no longer serve your purposes. Emotional self-regeneration is possible with these energies.
