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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 08 Ari 17' 43", and is 149330442km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Cancer

The Moon is at 09 Can 57' 43", and is 401909km away and receding.

Moon Is In Cancer

Well, well, well, dear Cancerians. Today's horoscope is all about the Moon being in your sign. That's right, it's time to embrace your inner lunar vibes and let your emotions run wild. But don't worry, you won't be alone in this cosmic journey - the Moon is a mere 401775.238210840km away, so it's practically at your doorstep. Now, as a modern astrologer with a nerdy personality, I know you're probably wondering about the science behind this whole Moon-in-Cancer thing. Well, let me tell you, it's all about the gravitational pull and its effect on our tides and moods. But enough about that, let's get back to the horoscope. Today is the perfect day to let your hippie spirit fly and connect with your emotional side. Whether it's through meditation or a good cry, take some time to honor your feelings and let them guide you. Just remember to keep a deep understanding of yourself and those around you, because sometimes emotions can be tricky little buggers. So, dear Cancerians, embrace the Moon's presence in your sign and let it guide you through this cosmic journey. And with the Moon only 401775.238210840km away, you might even catch a glimpse of it tonight.

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 20 Ari 07' 29", moving at 1.94 degrees per day, and is 180895547km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Attention all star-gazers and astrology enthusiasts! Mercury is currently in Aries, and boy, are we feeling it! As a modern astrologer with a nerdy personality, I can tell you that Mercury is approximately 181026199.876042366km away from us right now, but don't let that distance fool you. This planet's influence is strong, and we're feeling it in our minds. During this transit, our thoughts and speech are becoming more courageous and innovative. We're having flashes of insight that allow us to think of fresh solutions to problems that have been hanging over our heads for too long. So if you've been stuck in a rut, now's the time to break free and charge ahead like Aries, the fearless ram! But with great power comes great responsibility, my fellow stargazers. Our desire to say exactly what we think and feel could become a problem when cooperation, compromise, and sensitivity are required. So let's try to balance our assertiveness with empathy and kindness towards others. Remember, your first thoughts are often your best ones during this transit, so don't second-guess yourself. Catch those bursts of brilliance as fast as you can, because the Aries influence means they'll disappear just as quickly as they appeared. So go forth and communicate with confidence, my fellow star-gazers! With Mercury in Aries, there's no time to waste. Charge ahead and conquer the cosmos!

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 14 Tau 45' 11", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 180901735km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

Greetings, earthlings! Today, Venus is in Taurus and it's quite a beautiful sight. As the planet of love and beauty aligns with this patient zodiac sign, it's time to simplify things and get back to basics. It's time to rebuild relationships from the ground up and deal with love and money issues directly and easily. For those of you in the dating game, this is a delightful time to slow down and enjoy the company of someone special. Cuddle up, watch a movie, open a bottle of wine, or feast on something delicious. Indulge your senses and take your time. However, be aware that Taurus is a security-oriented sign that values stability over torrid passion. So, if you're seeking commitment, this could be the time when you and your partner decide to take things to the next level. On the flip side, if you're single, you might feel some internal resistance to opening yourself up to someone new. Remember, a little bit of flexibility can go a long way. But beware, the infamous stubbornness of Taurus can bog down partnerships during this cosmic coupling. Compromise may be difficult when dealing with the Bull, so keep that in mind. And let's not forget, Venus is currently 180940558.405215681km away, so don't take things too seriously. Enjoy the simplicity, indulge your senses, and let the cosmos do its thing. Over and out!

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 01 Can 50' 23", moving at 0.49 degrees per day, and is 213435065km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Greetings, fellow astro-enthusiasts! Today, Mars is in Cancer and it's 213379561.050042450km away (give or take a few kilometers). But don't let the distance fool you, as Mars is currently prograde and ready to help us blend its fiery initiative with Cancerian concerns for preservation. During this time, we have the opportunity to carefully build things that honor our connection to the past and family values. It's like trying to create a futuristic, yet cozy home - a true challenge for the hippie within us. So, get out your hammer and nails, and start that home improvement project you've been putting off for ages. Trust me, with Mars in Cancer, you'll be shocked by how much you can accomplish. But beware, dear friends, as this transit may also make us feel overly emotional and reactive. We may be more inclined to fight for the rights of a family member or a domestic situation, but we need to make sure our actions are purposeful and not just impulsive reactions. So, let's nurture ourselves and our loved ones, while also defending what we care about. And remember, Mars in Cancer prefers a more passive approach, so if you don't feel emotionally connected to something, it's unlikely you'll take action. Let's use this time to balance our emotions and our desires, and create a future that's both innovative and comforting.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 18 Ari 27' 44", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 887346336km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Well, well, well, my fellow stargazers, it seems that Jupiter is in Aries and ready to ignite our minds like a firework! It's time to let go of those old limiting beliefs and embrace our innovative ideas. Don't be afraid to step fearlessly into the unknown, just like Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. But hold on, don't get too caught up in your own opinions and viewpoints. We need to remain open to learning from others and engaging in two-way dialogue. Otherwise, we might end up in a fiery confrontation that nobody wants. Jupiter in Aries is all about self-learning and taking risks, so don't be afraid to try new things. And let me tell you, trying and failing is just as valuable as trying and succeeding. So shoot from the hip and embrace every experience as a learning opportunity. Remember, during this transit, we make our own luck. It's up to us to open up doors and opportunities that were previously hidden from view. So embrace your potential and take control of your future. Jupiter is 887330671.445087671km away, but its influence is right here with us, pushing us to expand and grow.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 26' 19", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1586433371km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Well folks, Saturn in Pisces is here and it's time to get introspective. It's like having a wise old wizard knock on your door and say "Hey, I'm here to help you achieve your dreams." So, grab a notepad and get ready for some major coaching. But let me tell you, this ain't no walk in the park. Saturn is 1586478157.104864120km away, but it's still going to make sure you're putting in the work to make those dreams a reality. And if you're not ready for some tough love, you might want to hide under the covers. But seriously, take some time to connect with your inner daydreamer. Whether it's writing a book or opening a business, Saturn in Pisces is all about making those dreams come true. Plan it out, budget it out, and make it happen. Just be prepared for Saturn to question you on your daydreams. Don't get defensive, just listen to what "dad" has to say. His advice may be more helpful than you think. And don't forget, with all this focus on the dream realm, you may feel restless or have trouble sleeping. Take some time to meditate, breathe, and get some good shut-eye. You'll need that energy to make those dreams a reality. So, embrace Saturn in Pisces and get ready to make some magic happen.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 39' 51", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3056225130km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Attention Tauruses! Brace yourselves, because Uranus is in your sign and it's bringing some big, sudden changes your way. And let's face it, you bulls aren't exactly known for your love of change. But fear not, my bovine friends, because these changes might just lead you to a better place. Money is your forte, Taurus, and during Uranus' seven-year stay in your sign, you can expect some major shake-ups in the financial world. Don't be surprised if new forms of currency emerge, banks go through some major transformations, and the housing and stock markets go through some wild fluctuations. But on a personal level, Uranus is here to liberate you from the chains of money and materialism. It's time to break free from debt, taxes, credit card interest, and mortgages that hold you back from saving and using your hard-earned cash the way you want to. Embrace the changes and be willing to alter your relationship with money and possessions. Trust me, it'll lead you to greater stability in the long run. So, fellow earth sign, don't dig your heels in and resist. Embrace the cosmic winds of change and let Uranus take you on a wild ride. Who knows where you'll end up, but it's sure to be exciting (and maybe even profitable). Uranus may be 3,056,182,004.039729118 kilometers away, but its effects are definitely being felt in your life.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 37' 01", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4620088316km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Aries: With Neptune in Pisces, your intuition will be off the charts! But don't go using it to predict the future or anything. Instead, use it to connect with your inner hippie and explore new spiritual practices. Who knows, you may just find your calling in life. Taurus: Neptune in Pisces is all about unity and connection. So, put down that stubborn bull-headedness and focus on building bridges with those around you. You'll be surprised how much more fulfilling life can be when you work together with others. Gemini: Neptune in Pisces is stirring up your imagination, which is great for your creative endeavors. But don't let your mind wander too far off into la-la land. Remember to stay grounded and keep working on your projects, even if they don't seem to be going anywhere at first. Cancer: Neptune in Pisces is asking you to dig deep and connect with your emotional intelligence. This may be uncomfortable, but it's necessary for your growth. Trust your gut and don't be afraid to express your feelings. It's what makes you uniquely you. Leo: Neptune in Pisces is urging you to take a step back from your ego and consider the bigger picture. What can you contribute to the collective? How can you use your talents to make a positive impact on the world? It may not bring you immediate fame and glory, but it will bring you true fulfillment. Virgo: Neptune in Pisces is bringing a sense of peace and calm to your usually busy mind. Use this time to slow down and connect with nature. Take a walk in the woods, meditate, or just sit quietly and enjoy the silence. Your analytical brain will thank you. Libra: Neptune in Pisces is all about connection and unity, which is right up your alley, Libra! Use your natural charm and diplomacy to bring people together and find common ground. You'll be amazed at how much progress can be made when everyone works together. Scorpio: Neptune in Pisces is urging you to explore your spiritual side. Don't be afraid to delve deep into your subconscious and confront your fears. This may be uncomfortable, but it's necessary for your growth. Trust that the universe has your back. Sagittarius: Neptune in Pisces is stirring up your wanderlust and sense of adventure. But don't forget to take care of your inner self as well. Use this time to explore new spiritual practices or connect with your inner hippie. Who knows, you may just find enlightenment

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 05' 50", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5249958573km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Listen up, space cadets! The tiny, but mighty, planet Pluto is currently orbiting through the sign of Aquarius, and let me tell you, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Pluto is all about transformation, and Aquarius is all about progress. So, buckle up, because life as we know it is about to take a one-way trip to the outer reaches of the galaxy. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Pluto is so far away, what could it possibly do to affect me?” Well, let me tell you, Pluto may be 5250004162.441136360km away, but its influence is not to be underestimated. This little planet packs a big punch when it comes to shaking things up and pushing us out of our comfort zones. During this transit, expect to see some major changes in science, technology, and space travel. But that’s not all, folks. We’re also going to see some serious shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. The power players will be those who work together and value the lives, feelings, and experiences of others. It’s time to put aside our differences and come together for the greater good. But here’s the real kicker: Pluto in Aquarius is urging us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in this world. It’s time to think beyond ourselves and start thinking about what’s best for others and for the future. This is our chance to evolve and become better, more compassionate beings. So, will you answer the call of Pluto in Aquarius? Or will you stay stuck in your old ways? The choice is yours, space cadets. Choose wisely.

The Sun

Sun Square Moon

You must balance your emotions with your individuality. You may have difficulties today dealing with the opposite sex, authority figures or family members. Ego confrontations over emotional issues are likely to be the cause. Vitality may be low today, so keep stress to a minimum. Try to understand others' points of view before expressing your own. Get in touch with your true feelings. Emotional impulses may interfere with objective and good judgment.What people who were born with Sun square Moon in their natal charts want and what they need are in conflict. The Sun square Moon aspect is similar to the Sun opposition Moon aspect in this sense, but there are very notable differences. Whereas the struggle between wants and needs is mostly played out on the inside and through significant relationships with Sun opposition Moon people, Sun square Moon people tend to confront obstacles that come from the outside. In truth, the struggle is within, as it is a case of being “one’s own worst enemy”. There can be a tendency to attract challenging situations into the life as an unconscious attempt to recreate the tension of early childhood. As well, specific habits and attitudes can hamper their progress in life.These people generally have a need to achieve and accomplish something important, and they act out their internal struggle along the way. For whatever reason, these people didn’t feel needed or accepted. The clash between their parents or parent figures, if indeed there was one, made them feel unaccepted for who they were, and there can be a very real drive to prove themselves to the world (and/or to the parents). The parents may not have simply been opposite personalities, as is the case with Sun opposition Moon. It is more likely that their relationship was a continual struggle. Sun square Moon individuals internalized the tension in the cosmic air that they were born into, and felt out of place as a result. In some cases, they literally felt unwanted by one or both parents. Even if the parents didn’t clash, the early life was likely to have been over-stimulating and tense, causing the child to feel insecure.These people experience a struggle between their need for nurture and their need for independence. When they get the autonomy that they seem to crave, they feel unsupported by others. When they receive the support they crave, they feel smothered. This internal clash is most apparent in the relationships they form, especially in the first half of their lives when they may not be aware of these patterns. Confrontations and challenges are frequent–not just with romantic partners, but also on the job, with friends, and so forth. However, these people have a lot of drive and spunk. They are resilient creatures who have faced conflict and who have survived it. Although they face a struggle with fluctuating energy, they are motivated to accomplish something. Ideally, they learn through experience to accomplish something for themselves rather than to prove their worth to others.Some Famous People with Sun Square Moon: Geena Davis, Michael Douglas, Ricky Martin.People born with a Sun-Moon tension can spend much of their lives struggling to balance the principles of the Sun and the Moon within their personalities, and will bring this struggle to some degree into their relationships. The urge to form meaningful relationships is generally powerful, but relationships can be as much of a struggle to these natives as the inner conflict is to themselves. This inner conflict occurs with the square, opposition, and quincunx. The desire to find meaningful relationships is stronger than it is when the natal Sun and Moon form a sextile or trine, and early relationships in particular can be challenging until the stressful aspects are recognized as an inner tension.A stressful Sun-Moon aspect seems to imprint the native with the (often unconscious) expectation that relationships can very easily fail, and the natives will be especially aware of conflicts in partnership, taking them to heart. The upside of this natal conflict is found in this sensitivity itself! Those with a Sun-Moon opposition, in particular, are generally willing to work out problems in a relationship due to their acute awareness and sensitivity to the conflicts that arise in their partnerships. However, if they face a partner who denies the problems exist in the first place, as in the example above, they can easily become frustrated. This is because learning and growing through relationships is a basic urge – so basic that it is a need. These natives are learning about themselves through their relationships, and need partners who are willing to be a part of that process. Sun square Moon suggests an internal “war” between two equally powerful desires: the desire for emotional commitment and the desire for autonomy. The native can be quite defensive and even belligerent with others, and often over-sensitive, which can take its toll in personal relationships. Partners may complain that the native often seems to be spoiling for a fight, and relationships can be turbulent until the native learns to compromise.

Venus

Venus Conjunct Uranus

There is high excitement in relationships today. You are feeling magnetic and the people around you can sense it. Creativity and intuition can be used today for some very positive results. You feel a need for emotional freedom, but don't make any serious changes while under the effects of this aspect. You may experience love at first sight.People with a Venus-Uranus conjunction in their natal charts are usually very magnetic, intriguing, and dynamic individuals. They value friendship in love and sincerity of feelings is the most important quality for them. These are people who will turn their nose at marriage, saying that it’s how people feel about each other that counts more than a marriage certificate. Although friendly and usually quite willing to make friends with people from all walks of life, there is an impersonal and noncommittal manner to them that is unmistakable. They despise social pretenses. Despite the fact that they firmly believe that popularity is much less important than sincerity, they are often rather popular people. They love to be different, and in many ways they are open-minded when it comes to love and romance. Still, they can be quite argumentative and sometimes uncooperative–even downright inflexible–when it comes to their own “inner code” and honoring it. They are not as adaptable to others’ expectations of them as their freedom-loving beliefs might imply. In other words, although they easily accept many different people into their lives, they cling tightly to their own ways of living. Some fear compromise, seeing it as a loss of self or a loss of individuality. Their taste and “style” is different and original. This can extend to choice of dress as well as taste in art, furniture, movies, and so forth. Sometimes Uranus is projected, and the partners that these people are attracted to display the Uranian traits of independence, originality, unreliability, inconsistency, and freedom-loving. Ex-lovers of Venus-Uranus natives may complain that these people didn’t truly value the relationship. In love and with regards to the erotic, the most appealing things can be what hasn’t been done or what “shouldn’t” be done. Mixing things up and experimentation are important to Venus-Uranus people.Alternate, short interpretations: *You are excitable, spontaneous, and easily aroused emotionally and sexually. You fall in love very quickly and have little self-restraint or concern for propriety when your feelings have been stirred. However, it may be difficult for you to sustain a relationship after the first rush of excitement wanes, especially if your partner is basically a conservative person who does not like to change or experiment. Nontraditional relationships appeal to you, and personal freedom is highly important to you.#Once you find the spiritual teaching that suits you, you are totally and forever hooked into it. Until that happens, you may start and end many times. When you are on the right path, beginnings and endings around you become cyclical milestones in the development of your personal belief system. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Uranus: Christina Aguilera (Venus in early Sagittarius, Uranus in late Scorpio), Tori Amos, Warren Beatty (Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus), Anita Bryant (Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus), Elizabeth Taylor (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Warren Beatty, Harry Belafonte, Betty Ford, Heather Locklear (Venus in early Virgo conjunct Uranus in late Leo), Steve McQueen, Bill Moyers, Sidney Poitier (Venus conjunct Uranus in Pisces), Johnny Cash (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Kathy Bates, Erma Bombeck, Donovan (Venus conjunct Uranus in Gemini), Katie Holmes (Venus conjunct Uranus in Scorpio – and sextile Saturn), Jim Jones (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Cat Stevens.

Mars

Mars Trine Saturn

You will have no problems today with work that is demanding or detailed. You are organized, deliberate, patient, exacting, attentive, and have plenty of stamina. This is a terrific day to do mundane, routine, or boring jobs as they won't seem quite so distasteful. Make the most of today and get plenty of things done.You know how to get to your goals in life by steady, patient, and persistent progress. You have good, practical overviews of the final result of your efforts. You are good at planning a strategy and sticking to it. You build your projects and your life with bedrock security in mind, with as little risk as possible. Discipline, patience, hard work, and the blessing of good judgment work together to form a picture that looks like “luck” to others. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Mars sextile Saturn or Mars trine Saturn: *You possess the gifts of endurance and perseverance, the willingness to work hard and seriously to achieve your objectives. Once you decide you want something or make a commitment, you’ll do it “even if it takes forever”. Self-discipline is natural to you and you instinctively realize that any creative achievement is “10% inspiration, 90% perspiration”. You choose practical, realistic goals and pursue them step-by-step in a well-planned, orderly way. You like to concentrate on one thing at a time and do a thorough job. You enjoy working in solitude, and often feel your best work is done when you are alone.#You may find that you go from one transformational situation to another, never really settling into any one thing. Yet you have the endurance necessary for the long haul.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Thomas Edison, Alfred Adler, Galileo, Camilla Parker Bowles, Freddie Prinze, Corbin Bernsen, Catherine the Great, Omar Sharif, Ben Stiller, Barbara Walters; Trines – Denzel Washington, Rudolph Steiner, Josef Stalin, Yves Saint Laurent, Emily Post, Marilyn Monroe, Sinclair Lewis, David Letterman, Annie Lennox, Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Griffith, Dwight Eisenhower, Eric Clapton, Kevin Butler, Kareem Abdul Jabar.