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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 07 Ari 18' 21", and is 149288649km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Gemini

The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 27 Gem 52' 11", and is 398550km away and receding.

Moon Is In Gemini

Well, it looks like the Moon is in Gemini today, and you know what that means? Communication, baby! You may find yourself feeling extra chatty and witty today, but be careful not to talk your way into trouble. And with the Moon over 398,360 kilometers away, you might feel a little distant or detached from your emotions. But don't worry, because in the next 24 hours, the Moon will move into Cancer, and you'll be able to connect with your feelings on a deeper level. So get ready to ride the emotional rollercoaster, my fellow stargazers!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 18 Ari 10' 27", moving at 1.96 degrees per day, and is 183747126km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

"Listen up, stargazers! Mercury is in Aries and we're ready to charge ahead at warp speed. Our minds are restless and impatient, but that's okay because who has time to stand still? We're all about moving forward and speaking our minds with confidence. It's time to be innovative and think outside the box, even if it means ruffling a few feathers. Don't second-guess yourself, trust those flashes of insight and catch them as fast as you can. Just remember, when cooperation and compromise are required, try not to bulldoze your way through. May the Force be with you, always."

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 13 Tau 33' 48", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 181846324km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

Hey there, stargazers! Venus is in Taurus and it's time to get down to basics. This cosmic combo is telling us to simplify our love lives and rebuild relationships from the ground up. Are you ready to take on this challenge? If you're looking for love, get ready for some slow and sensual dating. This is the time to indulge in the finer things in life with someone special. Whether it's cuddling up for a movie or enjoying a delicious meal, you'll want to savor every moment. But beware of Taurus' stubbornness! If you're in a committed relationship, you may find it difficult to move forward as a couple. And if you're single, you might resist opening yourself up to someone new. Remember, a little flexibility can go a long way. So let's embrace the beauty of this world and rebuild our relationships with love and patience. And if you're wondering how far Venus is from us right now, it's a whopping 181884893.594354779km away! But don't worry, its prograde movement is still bringing us all the positive vibes we need. Keep shining, starlings!

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 01 Can 20' 53", moving at 0.49 degrees per day, and is 211953784km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Greetings, my fellow stargazers! Today, Mars is in Cancer, which means that it's time to channel your inner handyman or handywoman. Yes, you read that right! It's time to break out your tools and get to work on those home improvement projects that have been piling up. Mars in Cancer is all about nurturing our living spaces and creating a comfortable environment for ourselves and our loved ones. But be warned, dear friends! While Mars may be toned down during this transit, it still packs a protective punch. You may find yourself fiercely defending the rights of a family member or domestic situation. This protective instinct can be both a blessing and a curse, so make sure to tread carefully and try not to let your emotions rule your actions. The only downside to Mars in Cancer is that we may become too passive in going after what we want. We'll only take action if we're emotionally invested in something, which can lead to reactive and oversensitive behavior. So, let's use this transit to balance our emotions and take purposeful action towards our goals. Remember, my fellow star gazers, with Mars 211898189.444395125km away, we have the opportunity to embrace our connection to the past and family values while moving forward with initiative. Let's get to work and make our living spaces a true reflection of who we are!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 18 Ari 13' 21", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 886871477km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Listen up, space adventurers! Jupiter, the giant planet of expansion, is currently blazing through Aries like a shooting star on steroids. This means your mind is on fire with innovative ideas and lightning bolts of intuition that will lead you to uncharted territory. But here's the catch: Jupiter is 886854790.747142434km away, so it's up to you to take the reins and make your own luck. Don't be afraid to take risks and try new things, even if you don't feel prepared. Trying and failing is just as valuable as trying and succeeding, so shoot from the hip and see where the journey takes you. But beware, opinions are running hot during this transit, and confrontations may arise. Keep an open mind and embrace two-way dialogue to avoid getting trapped in a narrow mindset. Remember, this is a time to expand, not contract. So, fellow cosmic explorers, embrace the power you have to control the direction of your life and open up opportunities, solutions, relationships, and fortune that were previously hidden. Jupiter wants you to unlock your big, bright, and happy future, so grab your spacesuit and start exploring!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 19' 57", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1587884048km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Hey there, Pisces! Saturn is currently in your sign and boy, oh boy, does this mean it's time to get serious about your daydreams. Yes, you heard me right. It's time to take those wild ideas and turn them into reality. Saturn may be 1587927883.171348810km away, but its influence is strong, and it's pushing you to make some big moves. So, what do you want to do? Write a book? Start a business? Whatever it is, this is the time to plan it out. Get a notepad ready because Saturn has some coaching for you that will blow your mind. But be warned, Saturn may question your daydreams and push you out of your comfort zone. Don't be defensive, listen to what it has to say. Now, I know Saturn in Pisces may cause some restlessness and trouble sleeping, but don't worry. Take a deep breath, meditate, go for a walk in the woods, or even take a nap (with a dream journal ready!). This is a time to connect with your inner self and let Saturn guide you. So, get ready to make those daydreams a reality, Pisces. Saturn is on your side, and together, you're going to make some magic happen.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 36' 58", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3054616844km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Ahoy there, fellow stargazers! Listen up, because Uranus is in Taurus and it's time to shake things up. Now, I know Taurus likes things steady and stable, but Uranus has other plans. It's like trying to mix oil and water, but trust me, this is one cosmic cocktail you don't want to miss. Money talks, and Taurus sure knows how to make it. But with Uranus in the mix, we can expect some radical changes in the financial world. Who knows, we might even see a new form of currency arise, or banks and banking as we know it come to a halt. The housing and stock markets may be in for a wild ride, so hold on to your hats! But it's not just about the Benjamins, folks. Uranus in Taurus is all about breaking free from the shackles of materialism. Debt, taxes, rent, mortgages - they're all weighing us down. It's time to change our relationship with money and possessions, and embrace the liberation that Uranus brings. So, my dear Tauruses (and everyone else), don't resist the changes that Uranus brings. Embrace them, because they just might lead you to greater stability and long-lasting happiness. And remember, Uranus is 3054572831.917181969km away, but its impact is felt here on Earth. Stay curious, stay adventurous, and keep your eyes on the stars!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 34' 47", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4620592465km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Hey there, stargazers! Neptune is in Pisces and it's time to get deep. Like, really deep. We're talking 4620603866.803900719km away kind of deep. But don't worry, because Neptune is currently prograde, which means things are gonna flow smoothly. Neptune in Pisces is like putting on those rose-colored glasses, but instead of seeing everything through a romantic lens, we're seeing things through an emotional and spiritual one. It's time to shed light on our contradictions and see the bigger picture. The futility of caring about petty differences becomes crystal clear, and the value of coming together shines like gold. This transit is calling us to dig deep and explore our emotional intelligence. What unique gifts, ideas, and dreams do we have to contribute to collective progress and healing? Whether it's taking a spiritual course or creating an altar space at home, now is the time to connect with that which feels most sacred. And guess what? Neptune in Pisces has got our backs. It's here to support us in sharing our ideas with the world. So go ahead, put on those rose-colored glasses and get ready to dive deep into the emotional and spiritual realm. The path to wholeness is illuminated, and it's time to take that first step.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 04' 53", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5252214404km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Hey there, starry-eyed folks! It's your favorite astrologer, Vala Mal Doran, here to give you the scoop on Pluto in Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Pluto is 5252259665.723394394km away, how can it possibly affect us?" Well, my dear astrology enthusiasts, let me tell you - distance is just a number when it comes to cosmic energies. So, what's the deal with Pluto in Aquarius? It's simple, really - transformation meets progress. When Pluto, the planet of death and rebirth, transits through Aquarius, the sign of innovation and humanitarianism, we can expect some serious soul-shifting. And I'm not talking about a new haircut or a wardrobe makeover - this is deep stuff, people. On a global scale, we can anticipate major advancements in science, technology, and space exploration. But even more importantly, we'll see significant changes in civil rights and the way we treat each other as human beings. The power will be in those who value collaboration and empathy, and who work together towards a brighter future. In our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius urges us to rethink our place in the world and how we can make a positive impact. Instead of focusing solely on our own needs and desires, we're being called to think about what's best for everyone. It's a tall order, but hey - if Pluto can transform a whole planet, we can certainly transform ourselves. So, my fellow stargazers, let's embrace the transformative energy of Pluto in Aquarius and work towards a more compassionate and progressive future. And who knows - maybe we'll even get to visit Pluto one day (5252259665.723394394km is just a short trip, right?).

Venus

Venus Conjunct Uranus

There is high excitement in relationships today. You are feeling magnetic and the people around you can sense it. Creativity and intuition can be used today for some very positive results. You feel a need for emotional freedom, but don't make any serious changes while under the effects of this aspect. You may experience love at first sight.People with a Venus-Uranus conjunction in their natal charts are usually very magnetic, intriguing, and dynamic individuals. They value friendship in love and sincerity of feelings is the most important quality for them. These are people who will turn their nose at marriage, saying that it’s how people feel about each other that counts more than a marriage certificate. Although friendly and usually quite willing to make friends with people from all walks of life, there is an impersonal and noncommittal manner to them that is unmistakable. They despise social pretenses. Despite the fact that they firmly believe that popularity is much less important than sincerity, they are often rather popular people. They love to be different, and in many ways they are open-minded when it comes to love and romance. Still, they can be quite argumentative and sometimes uncooperative–even downright inflexible–when it comes to their own “inner code” and honoring it. They are not as adaptable to others’ expectations of them as their freedom-loving beliefs might imply. In other words, although they easily accept many different people into their lives, they cling tightly to their own ways of living. Some fear compromise, seeing it as a loss of self or a loss of individuality. Their taste and “style” is different and original. This can extend to choice of dress as well as taste in art, furniture, movies, and so forth. Sometimes Uranus is projected, and the partners that these people are attracted to display the Uranian traits of independence, originality, unreliability, inconsistency, and freedom-loving. Ex-lovers of Venus-Uranus natives may complain that these people didn’t truly value the relationship. In love and with regards to the erotic, the most appealing things can be what hasn’t been done or what “shouldn’t” be done. Mixing things up and experimentation are important to Venus-Uranus people.Alternate, short interpretations: *You are excitable, spontaneous, and easily aroused emotionally and sexually. You fall in love very quickly and have little self-restraint or concern for propriety when your feelings have been stirred. However, it may be difficult for you to sustain a relationship after the first rush of excitement wanes, especially if your partner is basically a conservative person who does not like to change or experiment. Nontraditional relationships appeal to you, and personal freedom is highly important to you.#Once you find the spiritual teaching that suits you, you are totally and forever hooked into it. Until that happens, you may start and end many times. When you are on the right path, beginnings and endings around you become cyclical milestones in the development of your personal belief system. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Uranus: Christina Aguilera (Venus in early Sagittarius, Uranus in late Scorpio), Tori Amos, Warren Beatty (Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus), Anita Bryant (Venus conjunct Uranus in Taurus), Elizabeth Taylor (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Warren Beatty, Harry Belafonte, Betty Ford, Heather Locklear (Venus in early Virgo conjunct Uranus in late Leo), Steve McQueen, Bill Moyers, Sidney Poitier (Venus conjunct Uranus in Pisces), Johnny Cash (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Kathy Bates, Erma Bombeck, Donovan (Venus conjunct Uranus in Gemini), Katie Holmes (Venus conjunct Uranus in Scorpio – and sextile Saturn), Jim Jones (Venus conjunct Uranus in Aries), Cat Stevens.

Mars

Mars Trine Saturn

You will have no problems today with work that is demanding or detailed. You are organized, deliberate, patient, exacting, attentive, and have plenty of stamina. This is a terrific day to do mundane, routine, or boring jobs as they won't seem quite so distasteful. Make the most of today and get plenty of things done.You know how to get to your goals in life by steady, patient, and persistent progress. You have good, practical overviews of the final result of your efforts. You are good at planning a strategy and sticking to it. You build your projects and your life with bedrock security in mind, with as little risk as possible. Discipline, patience, hard work, and the blessing of good judgment work together to form a picture that looks like “luck” to others. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Mars sextile Saturn or Mars trine Saturn: *You possess the gifts of endurance and perseverance, the willingness to work hard and seriously to achieve your objectives. Once you decide you want something or make a commitment, you’ll do it “even if it takes forever”. Self-discipline is natural to you and you instinctively realize that any creative achievement is “10% inspiration, 90% perspiration”. You choose practical, realistic goals and pursue them step-by-step in a well-planned, orderly way. You like to concentrate on one thing at a time and do a thorough job. You enjoy working in solitude, and often feel your best work is done when you are alone.#You may find that you go from one transformational situation to another, never really settling into any one thing. Yet you have the endurance necessary for the long haul.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Thomas Edison, Alfred Adler, Galileo, Camilla Parker Bowles, Freddie Prinze, Corbin Bernsen, Catherine the Great, Omar Sharif, Ben Stiller, Barbara Walters; Trines – Denzel Washington, Rudolph Steiner, Josef Stalin, Yves Saint Laurent, Emily Post, Marilyn Monroe, Sinclair Lewis, David Letterman, Annie Lennox, Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Griffith, Dwight Eisenhower, Eric Clapton, Kevin Butler, Kareem Abdul Jabar.