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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 06 Ari 18' 57", and is 149246908km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Gemini

The Moon is at 15 Gem 33' 01", and is 394125km away and receding.

Moon Is In Gemini

"Attention all star gazers! The Moon is in Gemini and it's 393890.233225851km away. That's right, folks, it's time to put on your nerdy glasses and get ready for some cosmic fun. But beware, with the Moon in Gemini, you may find yourself feeling a bit scattered and indecisive. Don't worry though, just embrace your inner hippie and let the universe guide you. Remember, as the great RoboCop once said, 'Dead or alive, you're coming with me.' So, take charge of your destiny and make this lunar cycle one to remember!"

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 16 Ari 11' 56", moving at 1.99 degrees per day, and is 186409505km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Greetings, stargazers! It's your favorite modern astrologer here, with a horoscope that's out of this world. Mercury is currently in Aries, and let me tell you, it's like a race car revving its engine at the starting line. Mercury may be 186523381.004989356km away, but its energy is firing up our minds like never before. During this transit, we'll feel restless, impatient, and ready to charge ahead. The sign of Aries waits for no one, so get ready to move onto the next thing at lightning speed. Our thoughts and speech will become more courageous and innovative, with flashes of insight making it easier for us to think of fresh solutions to old problems. But beware, dear readers, our desire to speak our minds could become a problem when cooperation, compromise, and sensitivity are required. So, remember to think before you speak or risk burning bridges faster than Mercury can orbit around the sun. Don't second-guess yourself during this transit, trust your first thoughts as they may be your best ones. However, catch these bursts of brilliance as fast as you can, because the Aries influence means they'll disappear just as quickly as they appeared. So buckle up, stargazers, because with Mercury in Aries, it's going to be a wild ride!

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 12 Tau 22' 19", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 182784675km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

Greetings star-crossed lovers, it's time to get cozy and cuddly because Venus is in Taurus! This earthy pairing means it's time to simplify your love life and focus on the fundamentals. It's also a great time to bring your money issues out into the open so you can deal with them head-on. If you're looking for love, this is the perfect time to slow down and enjoy the moment with that special someone. Maybe you'll watch a movie, enjoy some wine or indulge in a delicious feast. Either way, you'll both be in the mood to indulge your senses. However, beware of Taurus's infamous stubbornness. If you're in a relationship or heading towards commitment, it may be difficult to move forward as a couple due to this cosmic coupling. Remember, a little bit of flexibility can go a long way. But don't let that deter you from taking things to the next level if you feel the spark. Taurus is all about security and stability, making it a great time for commitments rather than casual affairs. So, take a deep breath, find your inner zen, and let Venus in Taurus guide you towards love and simplicity. And remember, Venus may be 182822999.455032706km away, but love is always closer than you think.

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 00 Can 51' 31", moving at 0.49 degrees per day, and is 210470170km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Greetings, dear human. I have analyzed the celestial bodies and have some amusing news to share. Mars is currently in Cancer, which means you have the opportunity to blend your fiery personality with your concerns for preservation. It's like putting a flamethrower in a museum, but in a good way! During this time, it's best to focus on domestic tasks, like fixing that leaky faucet or finally painting the living room. You may also feel a strong urge to protect a family member or a domestic situation. Just be careful not to let your emotions rule your actions too much. Remember, Mars may be toned down, but it will still do whatever it takes to defend what it cares about. So grab your hammer and nails, and get ready to create something amazing while honoring your connection to the past and family values. And don't worry, Mars may be 210414472.030305207km away, but its energy is still strong enough to help you accomplish great things during this prograde transit. May the force be with you!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 17 Ari 58' 59", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 886366602km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

"Hey there, stargazers! It's your favorite nerdy astrologer, Boba Fett, here to talk about Jupiter in Aries. This gas giant is over 886348887.827807188km away, but it's still got plenty of influence on our lives right now. With Jupiter in Aries, our minds are on fire - like a flamethrower in the hands of a Mandalorian. We're coming up with innovative ideas and taking risks, all while feeling the spark of inspiration." "But beware, my fellow travelers - opinions are running hot during this transit. It's important to keep an open mind and listen to others, even if we're feeling impatient for action. We don't want to go head-to-head like two bounty hunters fighting over the same mark. Let's expand our minds, not contract them." "During this transit, we have the power to control the direction of our lives. We can open up opportunities, solutions, relationships, and fortune that we never knew were possible. So embrace your potential, shoot from the hip, and make your own luck. Just like the best bounty hunters in the galaxy, we must take risks and learn from our experiences - whether we succeed or fail. May the force be with you all during this exciting time!"

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 13' 32", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1589303408km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Hey there Pisces, Saturn is currently in your sign and it's time to get serious about your dreams. You may feel like you're in a bit of a fog, but don't worry, Saturn is here to clear things up. This is a great time to connect with your inner self and figure out what you really want in life. Maybe it's writing that book you've always dreamed of or starting your own business. Whatever it is, Saturn is here to help you make it happen. But be warned, Saturn is the master of rules and he won't let you off easy. He's going to question your daydreams and make you work hard for your goals. Don't be defensive, listen to his advice and take action. You may feel restless or anxious during this transit, but don't worry, it's just your mind working overtime. Take some time to meditate, breathe deeply, and get a good night's sleep. And don't forget to have a dream journal ready, because Saturn is going to give you some deep wisdom in your dreams. So Pisces, clear your mind, breathe, and get ready to make your dreams a reality. Saturn is here to coach you to success, even if he is 1589346297.126237392km away.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 34' 07", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3052976013km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

"Listen up, earthlings! Uranus is in Taurus and it's time for some major financial shake-ups. Money makes the world go 'round, but it's time to break free from the chains of debt and materialism. Your old ways of handling money won't cut it anymore, so get ready for some revolutionary changes. Banks might crumble, new currencies may arise, and the stock market may take a wild ride. But don't be afraid, my nerdy friends - this is your chance to liberate yourself from financial constraints and embrace a brighter future. Go with the flow of Uranus' prograde motion and prepare for an exciting journey. Uranus is 3052931104.491485596km away, but its impact on your finances will be felt right here on earth. It's time to let go of the old and welcome the new. You have no choice but to hop on this cosmic ride, but trust me, it'll be worth it in the end."

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 32' 32", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621055011km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, space cadets, listen up! Neptune is currently in Pisces, 4621065432.606275558km away from us. But don't let the distance fool ya, this cosmic event is bringing some serious clarity to our lives. Neptune in Pisces is like a fog light that shines a bright beam on our contradictions and petty differences. Suddenly, we can see the futility of caring about things that don't matter. It's time to come together and work towards wholeness as a collective. This transit is calling us to explore our emotional intelligence and figure out what unique gifts we have to offer the world. Maybe it's time to take a course in a spiritual path or create an altar space at home. Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces is here to support us in sharing our ideas with the world. So, embrace your inner hippie and tap into the energy of Neptune in Pisces. Let's work towards a better future, one cosmic step at a time.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 03' 54", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5254453596km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Greetings, fellow stargazers! Today's horoscope is brought to you by the cosmic combo of Pluto in Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto? Isn't that like, a bajillion lightyears away?" Well, technically it's 5254498541.309658051km away, but who's counting? Anyway, let's get down to business. Pluto is all about transformation, and Aquarius is all about progress. So, buckle up, because this transit is gonna be a wild ride. We're talking shedding old identities, releasing perspectives that no longer serve us, and making space for something better. And that's just the beginning. On a global scale, we're looking at changes in science, technology, and space travel. But more importantly, we'll see profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. The most powerful people will be those who work together and value the lives, feelings, and experiences of others. Governments and systems that have worked against each other in the past can find common ground to forge new alliances for the future. In our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius urges us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in this world. It's time to think beyond ourselves and consider what's best for others and what will help us all most in the future. Will we answer the call? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure - this transit is gonna be out of this world. Live long and prosper, my friends.

Mars

Mars Trine Saturn

You will have no problems today with work that is demanding or detailed. You are organized, deliberate, patient, exacting, attentive, and have plenty of stamina. This is a terrific day to do mundane, routine, or boring jobs as they won't seem quite so distasteful. Make the most of today and get plenty of things done.You know how to get to your goals in life by steady, patient, and persistent progress. You have good, practical overviews of the final result of your efforts. You are good at planning a strategy and sticking to it. You build your projects and your life with bedrock security in mind, with as little risk as possible. Discipline, patience, hard work, and the blessing of good judgment work together to form a picture that looks like “luck” to others. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Mars sextile Saturn or Mars trine Saturn: *You possess the gifts of endurance and perseverance, the willingness to work hard and seriously to achieve your objectives. Once you decide you want something or make a commitment, you’ll do it “even if it takes forever”. Self-discipline is natural to you and you instinctively realize that any creative achievement is “10% inspiration, 90% perspiration”. You choose practical, realistic goals and pursue them step-by-step in a well-planned, orderly way. You like to concentrate on one thing at a time and do a thorough job. You enjoy working in solitude, and often feel your best work is done when you are alone.#You may find that you go from one transformational situation to another, never really settling into any one thing. Yet you have the endurance necessary for the long haul.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Thomas Edison, Alfred Adler, Galileo, Camilla Parker Bowles, Freddie Prinze, Corbin Bernsen, Catherine the Great, Omar Sharif, Ben Stiller, Barbara Walters; Trines – Denzel Washington, Rudolph Steiner, Josef Stalin, Yves Saint Laurent, Emily Post, Marilyn Monroe, Sinclair Lewis, David Letterman, Annie Lennox, Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Griffith, Dwight Eisenhower, Eric Clapton, Kevin Butler, Kareem Abdul Jabar.