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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 05 Ari 19' 31", and is 149205190km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Gemini

The Moon is at 02 Gem 55' 42", and is 388892km away and receding.

Moon Is In Gemini

Hey there, my fellow stargazers! It's your favorite funny and nerdy astrologer here, and I've got some news for you: the Moon is in Gemini, baby! That's right, it's currently 388626.736504203km away from us, but that doesn't mean its influence isn't felt. So what does this mean for you? Well, my dear Gemini folks, you're in luck because this Moon is in your sign! That means you can expect to feel extra chatty and social, which is great news for all you extroverts out there. But be careful not to let your words get ahead of you - sometimes your quick wit can lead to foot-in-mouth syndrome. For the rest of us, this Moon in Gemini is a reminder to embrace our inner duality. We all have different sides to ourselves, and it's important to acknowledge and accept them all. Don't be afraid to show your silly side or your serious side - embrace them both! And if you're feeling a little too far away from the Moon's energy, don't worry - just look up at the sky and give it a wave. Maybe it'll wave back. Keep on shining, my starry friends!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 14 Ari 12' 19", moving at 2 degrees per day, and is 188877610km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Well, well, well, it looks like Mercury is in Aries! This means our minds are gonna be restless and impatient. We won't be waiting around for nobody, we'll be charging ahead at full speed like a Firefly-class spaceship. But hey, that's not a bad thing. It's the perfect time to open up and communicate with others. So don't hold back, say what you really think and feel. However, be careful not to come off too strong or insensitive. With Mercury and Aries together, our thoughts will be courageous and innovative. We'll be able to solve problems faster than Serenity can outrun Reavers. Don't second-guess yourself, trust your instincts. Your first thoughts are often the best ones. But be quick about it, because just like Wash's dinosaurs, these bursts of brilliance will disappear just as quickly as they appeared. So, grab your space suit and get ready to charge ahead with Mercury in Aries. And remember, just like Mercury is currently 188982716.506496817km away, sometimes we need a little distance from our problems to see them clearly. Keep flying, Browncoats!

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 11 Tau 10' 44", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 183716775km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

"Ah, young padawan, listen well! The planet Venus is currently in Taurus, 183754830.561794639km away. But fear not, as this is a time of great love and beauty! Take advantage of this moment to simplify your relationships and rebuild them from the ground up. It's the perfect time to cuddle up with that special someone, indulge in delicious treats, and enjoy the company of each other. But beware, Taurus is a sign that seeks stability over torrid passion. So, if you want to take things to the next level, be prepared for a commitment. And be mindful of the infamous stubbornness of Taurus, as it may bog down your progress. Remember, a little flexibility can go a long way. May the force be with you!"

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 00 Can 22' 18", moving at 0.49 degrees per day, and is 208984292km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Greetings, my dear stargazers! Today, we're going to talk about Mars in Cancer. Now, Mars is about 208928530.067340076km away, but that doesn't mean it won't affect us! With Mars currently prograde, we have a chance to harness its fiery initiative and combine it with the nurturing qualities of Cancer. During this time, we'll find ourselves drawn to domestic tasks and family values. Don't be surprised if you feel a sudden urge to fix up your home or fight for the rights of a loved one. Mars in Cancer may prefer nurturing, but it will defend what it cares about with all its might! But be warned, my friends. While Mars in Cancer may be toned down, it can also lead to a more passive approach to getting what we want. We may find ourselves more reactive than purposeful, ruled by our hearts rather than our heads. So, let's use this transit wisely and channel our energy into gentle yet productive tasks that honor our past and pave the way for a comfortable future. Now, who's ready to grab their hammer and nails and start a home improvement project? Let's get to work!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 17 Ari 44' 38", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 885831692km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Ah, my dear stargazers! Jupiter is in Aries and it's time to embrace the fire within! With Jupiter 885812962.589409828km away, we can feel its energy igniting our minds with innovative ideas and lightning bolts of intuition. It's time to let go of the limits of our past and come up with new solutions for the future! Aries is always willing to step fearlessly into uncharted territory, so during this transit, we must feel the spark of inspiration and run with it! No need to slowly map out a plan, shoot from the hip and know that every experience is a learning experience that helps us grow. But beware, opinions run hot during Jupiter in Aries and we may become too focused on ourselves and our own viewpoints. Remember, this is a time to expand, not to contract. We must embrace the power we have to control the direction of our lives and open up opportunities, solutions, relationships, and fortune that we were blind to before. So my dear friends, let's make our own luck during this transit. Embrace the fire within and realize that we each hold the key to our big, bright, and happy futures. It's time to step fearlessly into uncharted territory and see the possibilities to better ourselves that we simply couldn't see before!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 07' 05", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1590691126km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Well, well, well, it looks like Saturn is in Pisces! And let me tell you, this transit is all about connecting with our inner selves. So, grab a notepad, clear your mind, and get ready for some serious coaching from the universe. But hold on to your hats, folks, because Saturn is 1590733024.921097755km away. That's a lot of distance for a planetary "dad" to travel, but he's here to make sure our dreams are fruitful. So, listen up and take notes, because this is the time to plan out all those daydreams and turn them into reality. Now, I know it's not always easy to have someone question our dreams, but Saturn in Pisces may do just that. Don't be defensive, my friends, because his advice is more helpful than you'd like to admit. Just be ready and open to hearing him out. And speaking of Pisces, this sign is associated with sleep and dreams, so we may feel anxious or restless during this transit. But fear not, my fellow hippies, because this is the perfect time to cultivate inner calm. Meditate, take a walk in nature, and make sure to get a full night's sleep. And don't forget to have a dream journal handy, because who knows what kind of cosmic insights you'll uncover. So, let's embrace this transit and all the deep wisdom it has to offer. With Saturn in Pisces, our path becomes clear, and our dreams become reality. Peace and love, my friends.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 31' 18", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3051302950km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings earthlings, it's your friendly neighborhood astrologer here with an update on Uranus in Taurus. Brace yourself for some big, sudden changes because Taurus isn't exactly thrilled about it. But hey, change is good, right? Even if it makes us feel like we're 3051257194.727058411km away from our comfort zone. Money, money, money - that's Taurus' language. And with Uranus in Taurus, expect some radical ways of dealing with it. Who knows, maybe we'll be using space currency soon. Banks and the stock market may be in for a wild ride, so hold on to your wallets and prepare for turbulence. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus wants us to break free from the chains of debt and materialism. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Don't resist the change, my nerdy hippie friends, embrace it. Let Uranus liberate you from the grips of financial stress and bring you to a point of greater stability. Remember, these changes may seem daunting at first, but they'll lead you to a better place. So let's ride the Uranus revolution and see where it takes us. And don't worry, I'll be here to guide you every step of the way.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 30' 17", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621475760km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, stargazers! Today, Neptune is in Pisces, and let me tell you, it's a doozy. With Neptune 4621485187.363692284km away, it's no wonder we're feeling a little spaced out. But fear not! This transit is prograde, so we can expect some clarity to come through the fog. Neptune in Pisces is all about emotional intelligence and coming together for the greater good. So take a look at what you can bring to the table in terms of collective progress and healing. Maybe it's time to start that spiritual journey you've been putting off or create a sacred space in your home. But don't keep these ideas to yourself! Neptune in Pisces wants us to share our unique offerings with the world. And with Neptune's energy supporting us, we'll have the courage to do just that. So go forth, fellow star enthusiasts, and embrace the clarity that comes with Neptune in Pisces. Who knows what kind of magic we can create when we join forces?

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 02' 53", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5256675518km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Listen up, stargazers! Pluto is in Aquarius, and boy oh boy are we in for a wild ride! This planet of transformation is teaming up with the sign of progress, and together they're about to shake things up like never before. Get ready to say goodbye to the old you and hello to the new and improved version. But don't be scared, my fellow nerds. This is a time for growth and regeneration, not destruction. We're talking big changes on a global scale - think science, technology, and space travel all getting an upgrade. But the real magic is happening in the realm of civil rights and humanitarianism. We're talking about people coming together, putting aside their differences, and working towards a better future for all. And what about you, dear reader? This transit is urging you to transform your perspective and think beyond yourself. What if we all made it our mission to do what's best for others, instead of just ourselves? That's the kind of change that Pluto in Aquarius is all about. So, let's embrace this cosmic energy and get ready to level up. With Pluto 5256720081.347435951km away and currently prograde, there's no telling what kind of awesomeness is in store. But one thing's for sure: we're all in this together, and together we'll make some serious magic happen.

Mars

Mars Trine Saturn

You will have no problems today with work that is demanding or detailed. You are organized, deliberate, patient, exacting, attentive, and have plenty of stamina. This is a terrific day to do mundane, routine, or boring jobs as they won't seem quite so distasteful. Make the most of today and get plenty of things done.You know how to get to your goals in life by steady, patient, and persistent progress. You have good, practical overviews of the final result of your efforts. You are good at planning a strategy and sticking to it. You build your projects and your life with bedrock security in mind, with as little risk as possible. Discipline, patience, hard work, and the blessing of good judgment work together to form a picture that looks like “luck” to others. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Mars sextile Saturn or Mars trine Saturn: *You possess the gifts of endurance and perseverance, the willingness to work hard and seriously to achieve your objectives. Once you decide you want something or make a commitment, you’ll do it “even if it takes forever”. Self-discipline is natural to you and you instinctively realize that any creative achievement is “10% inspiration, 90% perspiration”. You choose practical, realistic goals and pursue them step-by-step in a well-planned, orderly way. You like to concentrate on one thing at a time and do a thorough job. You enjoy working in solitude, and often feel your best work is done when you are alone.#You may find that you go from one transformational situation to another, never really settling into any one thing. Yet you have the endurance necessary for the long haul.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Thomas Edison, Alfred Adler, Galileo, Camilla Parker Bowles, Freddie Prinze, Corbin Bernsen, Catherine the Great, Omar Sharif, Ben Stiller, Barbara Walters; Trines – Denzel Washington, Rudolph Steiner, Josef Stalin, Yves Saint Laurent, Emily Post, Marilyn Monroe, Sinclair Lewis, David Letterman, Annie Lennox, Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Griffith, Dwight Eisenhower, Eric Clapton, Kevin Butler, Kareem Abdul Jabar.