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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 04 Ari 20' 02", and is 149163472km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Taurus

The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 19 Tau 56' 32", and is 383206km away and receding.

Moon Is In Taurus

Listen up, stargazers! Today's Moon is in Taurus and it's a whole mood. You might find yourself feeling stubborn as a bull, but don't let that stop you from embracing your inner hippie and enjoying some good vibes. The Moon is a whopping 382929.707779362km away, but that doesn't mean it won't affect your emotions. So, if you're feeling a little extra emotional, blame it on the Moon - I won't tell. But don't worry, tomorrow the Moon moves into Gemini and you'll be feeling like a social butterfly. So, embrace your nerdy personality, keep your head in the stars, and remember: "I'll be back...with more horoscopes!"

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 12 Ari 11' 57", moving at 2.01 degrees per day, and is 191148914km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Hey there, astrology fans! Mercury, the planet of communication and technology, is currently in the bold and assertive sign of Aries. And let me tell you, this is not the time to beat around the bush or hesitate. With Mercury 191245312.820945263km away, it's time to charge ahead with your thoughts and ideas! During this transit, our minds may become restless and impatient. We won't want to sit around and overthink things - we'll want to take action and move forward. And with Mercury currently prograde, now is the perfect time to do so. But be careful not to let your confidence turn into arrogance. The Aries influence can make us a little too focused on ourselves, which could cause problems when cooperation and compromise are needed. So, speak your mind confidently, but also be open to other perspectives. This transit is also great for innovative thinking and problem-solving. Don't second-guess yourself - trust those flashes of inspiration that come to you. But remember, they may disappear just as quickly as they appeared, so catch them while you can. Overall, Mercury in Aries is a time for boldness, confidence, and action. So go out there and make things happen, my astro-friends!

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 09 Tau 59' 05", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 184642540km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

Greetings, fellow star gazers! Today we focus on Venus, which is currently 184680346.564362884km away in the sign of Taurus. This planet's presence in this patient zodiac sign reminds us to appreciate the beauty in the world and to simplify our love lives by getting down to the basics. Now is the perfect time to bring any love or money issues out into the open and deal with them directly. If you're in a relationship, take this opportunity to slow things down and indulge your senses with your partner. Maybe watch a good movie or enjoy a delicious meal together. But beware, Taurus is known for its stubbornness, so if you're looking to move your relationship to the next level, be prepared to work through some resistance. And if you're single, don't let that stubbornness prevent you from opening up to new possibilities. Remember, a little bit of flexibility can go a long way. So embrace the simplicity and indulge in the pleasures of life while Venus is in Taurus. Live long and prosper!

Mars

Mars is in Gemini

Mars will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.

Mars is prograde at 29 Gem 53' 15", moving at 0.48 degrees per day, and is 207496350km away and receding.

Mars Is In Gemini

Well, well, well, it looks like Mars is in Gemini, my fellow space travelers! Get ready for a wild ride because boredom is not on the menu. With Mars in Gemini, we're all about exploring new ideas and starting new hobbies - who needs to sit around idly when there's so much out there to discover, amirite? But, here's the catch - there are so many things that pique our interest during this transit that it's hard to stay focused on one thing for too long. We're like butterflies, flitting from one thing to the next. Now, I know diversity is the name of Gemini's game, but we gotta try to stay on track or realize that many tracks can take us to our goal. On the bright side, if Plan A doesn't work out, no problemo, we can quickly come up with a Plan B, C, and even D. Ain't nobody got time for feeling unfocused, am I right? And speaking of passion, while Mars is in Gemini, the brain becomes the greatest erogenous zone - so get ready for some mental stimulation with your partner. Just remember, my fellow space travelers, don't leave projects unfinished. We may be quick to move from one thing to the next, but consequences could be lurking around the corner. So let's put on our thinking caps and get ready to explore all the wonders that Mars in Gemini has to offer. Oh, and heads up, Mars is moving to Cancer in the next 24 hours, so let's make the most of this transit while we can!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 17 Ari 30' 18", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 885266779km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

"Hey there, fellow stargazers! Jupiter is in Aries right now, and let me tell you, it's like a lightning bolt straight to the brain. Your mind is on fire with new ideas and fresh perspectives. The first sign of the zodiac is leading the charge fearlessly into uncharted territory, and you should follow suit. Don't waste time overthinking your next move - shoot from the hip and learn by doing. But don't get so caught up in your own awesomeness that you forget the importance of listening to others. Sure, opinions may run hot during this transit, but it's important to keep an open mind and expand your horizons. You are the captain of your own ship during this time, so take control and steer yourself towards a bright and happy future. Remember, even if you fail, it's all part of the learning experience. With Jupiter in Aries, it's not about taking your time to plan out every detail; it's about feeling the spark of inspiration and running with it. So go out there, take risks, and learn from your own experiences. Jupiter is 885247021.406367898km away, but that doesn't mean its influence isn't felt. Embrace its power and make your own luck!"

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 00' 35", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1592046764km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Greetings, fellow space travelers! Saturn is in Pisces, and let me tell you, it's a doozy. Saturn is 1592087693.761912107km away, but that doesn't mean its influence isn't felt. It's like having a giant cosmic dad looking over your shoulder, asking you about your daydreams and plans for the future. Now, I know some of us don't want to be questioned about our innermost desires, but trust me, Saturn's advice is more helpful than you'd like to admit. This is the perfect time to gather up all those dreams and ideas we've been mulling over and really plan out how to make them happen. Write a business plan, work out a budget, look into loan options. But with all this focus on the Piscean realm of dreams and sleep, we may feel restless and anxious. So take the time to cultivate inner calm. Meditate, go for a walk in nature, breathe deeply, take a nap (but have a dream journal ready!), and make sure to get a good night's sleep. So embrace Saturn's guidance and let it help you turn those dreams into reality. And remember, even though Saturn may be far away, its influence is still strong. Now go forth and conquer your daydreams!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 28' 31", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3049598124km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Attention all Tauruses! Brace yourselves because Uranus is coming in hot, and it's bringing some big, sudden changes your way. I know, I know, you like things steady and stable, but sometimes you gotta shake things up to make them better. Trust me, I'm a pilot and I've had my fair share of turbulence. Money is your jam, Taurus, and during Uranus' seven-year stay in your sign, get ready for some revolutionary ways of handling and dealing with money on a national and global level. Who knows, we might even see the rise of brand-new forms of currency! But on a personal level, Uranus is here to liberate you from the grips of money. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages may have you feeling trapped, but it's time to break free and change your relationship with materialism. Don't resist these changes, Taurus. Embrace them like a warm hug from a loved one (or a Cylon, if that's your thing). The changes you make now can lead you to a point of greater stability in the long run. And remember, Uranus is 3049551492.249871731km away, so let's make the most of its prograde energy while it's here.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 28' 01", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621854495km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

*Bleep bloop boop beep* Greetings Earthlings! Neptune is in Pisces and it's currently prograde, which means our emotional intelligence is on point! We can now see through the fog and understand the importance of coming together. *Beep boop* This is a time to explore our spiritual side and find what feels sacred to us. Maybe create an altar space or take a course in a spiritual path that calls to us. Don't be afraid to share your unique ideas and dreams with the world, Neptune in Pisces has got our backs. So let's use our gifts to contribute towards collective progress and healing. *Bleep bloop beep* May the force be with you!

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 01' 51", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5258879354km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Listen up, space cadets! Pluto is currently in Aquarius and it's causing some major transformation vibes. This planet of death and rebirth is teaming up with the sign of progress to bring about some serious changes. We're talking science, technology, and space travel advancements that will blow your mind. But it's not just about the cool gadgets and gizmos. This transit is also about shifting our perspectives and values towards humanitarianism and civil rights. The power players will be those who work together and prioritize the well-being of others. Governments and systems that used to butt heads can come together for a brighter future. On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is urging us to rethink our place in the world and how we can contribute to the greater good. It's time to shift our focus from what's best for ourselves to what's best for everyone. Will you answer the call? Oh, and in case you were wondering, Pluto is currently over 5 billion kilometers away. So, maybe hold off on that road trip for now.

Mars

Mars Trine Saturn

You will have no problems today with work that is demanding or detailed. You are organized, deliberate, patient, exacting, attentive, and have plenty of stamina. This is a terrific day to do mundane, routine, or boring jobs as they won't seem quite so distasteful. Make the most of today and get plenty of things done.You know how to get to your goals in life by steady, patient, and persistent progress. You have good, practical overviews of the final result of your efforts. You are good at planning a strategy and sticking to it. You build your projects and your life with bedrock security in mind, with as little risk as possible. Discipline, patience, hard work, and the blessing of good judgment work together to form a picture that looks like “luck” to others. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Mars sextile Saturn or Mars trine Saturn: *You possess the gifts of endurance and perseverance, the willingness to work hard and seriously to achieve your objectives. Once you decide you want something or make a commitment, you’ll do it “even if it takes forever”. Self-discipline is natural to you and you instinctively realize that any creative achievement is “10% inspiration, 90% perspiration”. You choose practical, realistic goals and pursue them step-by-step in a well-planned, orderly way. You like to concentrate on one thing at a time and do a thorough job. You enjoy working in solitude, and often feel your best work is done when you are alone.#You may find that you go from one transformational situation to another, never really settling into any one thing. Yet you have the endurance necessary for the long haul.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Thomas Edison, Alfred Adler, Galileo, Camilla Parker Bowles, Freddie Prinze, Corbin Bernsen, Catherine the Great, Omar Sharif, Ben Stiller, Barbara Walters; Trines – Denzel Washington, Rudolph Steiner, Josef Stalin, Yves Saint Laurent, Emily Post, Marilyn Monroe, Sinclair Lewis, David Letterman, Annie Lennox, Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Griffith, Dwight Eisenhower, Eric Clapton, Kevin Butler, Kareem Abdul Jabar.