"Aries, Prepare Your Spacesuits for a Galactic Joyride of Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Comedy! Frakkin' Hilarious!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Aries, Prepare Your Spacesuits for a Galactic Joyride of Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Comedy! Frakkin' Hilarious!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Stars Say You'll Have More Close Encounters Than Ellen Ripley at an Alien Speed Dating Event!"
"Aries, prepare to engage your cosmic thrusters! The celestial ram shall headbutt the universe into submission as the stars align for a far-out fiesta!"
"Aries, Prepare for Sheep Thrills: Galactic Rams Set to Head-Butt Planets into a Groovy Dance of Cosmic Harmony!"
"Hey Aries, Get Ready to Charge into Laughter: The Universe Sends a Sheepish Grin and a Galactic Giggle Your Way This Week!"