Aries Report

"Aries, Phone Home: Your Hotline to Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Mischief!"

The next Aries will start in 141 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 23 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 131 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 157 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 183 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ah, Aries, hmmm! The Waning Gibbous moon at 17.4 days old it is, mmhmm. Find your inner Jedi you must! In a galaxy not-so-far away, patience you will need. Like waiting for a sloth on caffeine to finish a marathon, it will feel. Hmmm! But fear not, young Padawan! Your sign, ruled by Mars it is. Fiery and fierce you are, like a jalapeno in a fruit salad—unexpected but spicy, yes, yes! Use this energy, you must. Like Darth Vader uses the force, but with less choking people, hmm? Embrace the unexpected you should. Perhaps a decision of monumental importance awaits you? Like choosing between Star Wars and Star Trek? Difficult, it is. #NerdLife Remember, 'Do or do not. There is no try.' But also remember, if at first you do not succeed, it's alright to try again. Even Yoda flubbed a force levitation or two, he did! #ItsOkToBeAMuggle Your love life, hmmm. Like Han Solo and Princess Leia it could be - a little feisty, a lot passionate. Just remember, "I know" is not always the best response, hmmm? #LoveInTheStars So, in conclusion, dear Aries, keep your lightsaber bright and your mind open. May the force be with you...and also with your spirit. And remember, the stars are your guide, but don't take them too seriously. They're just giant balls of gas after all. #HippieAstrology #YodaWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.10.2023 07:02:01 (ari-31-10-2023)