"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aries! Mars is Tying its Laces for a Cosmic Conga!"
The next Aries will start in 205 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 5 days, at Saturday, 02 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 195 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 221 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 247 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Aries! What's cookin', good lookin'? I see that your planetary overlord, Mars, is playing footsie with our 11.5-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon tonight. Feeling a bit feisty are we? Is that why you've been acting like Judge Dredd on laundry day?
In the grand cosmic courtroom, today has all the subtlety of a neon gavel. Your ruling planet, Mars, is making its presence known like Judge Dredd at a mime convention...and it's not here to play tiddlywinks. It's laying down the law and reminding you that only you are in charge of your destiny. And just like Dredd, you don't need a jury to decide.
This week, you might be feeling as if you're standing at the precipice of Mega-City One (or your office, same difference). There's a sense of anticipation, like waiting for the other shoe to drop. But remember, Aries, you're as tough as old boots. You didn't come this far to only come this far.
Also, let's not forget that Mercury is currently in retrograde, which means communication may be about as clear as a sci-fi comic strip from the '70s. So, if you find yourself in a situation where you're saying "I Am The Law!" be sure to use your inside voice.
Remember, Aries, just because you can go full Dredd on someone, doesn't mean you should. Unless they take the last donut, then all bets are off.
Until next time, keep those horns polished and remember to wash behind your ears. The universe might be a vast expanse of cosmic chaos, but personal hygiene still counts.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 07:02:59 (ari-28-08-2023)