"Captain's Log, Stardate Aries: Ramming Into Galactic Hilarity with Warp-Speed Wit!"
The next Aries will start in 330 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 21 days, at Tuesday, 16 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 320 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 346 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Dear Aries folks, let me tell you, nobody knows more about the stars than me! I've talked to the folks at NASA, and they say I'm the best astrologer they've ever seen. Tremendous!
Now, with Jupiter being in your sign, this week you'll experience growth like never before. It's gonna be YUGE! You're going to win so much, you'll get tired of winning. And just like my big beautiful wall, you'll be building some fantastic opportunities for yourself. #JupiterInAries #Winning
And the Waxing Crescent Moon? Just five days old, folks! This young little guy is here to help you kickstart your projects, making sure they grow faster than a tweet at 3 am. Trust me, no one tweets better than me. #WaxingCrescent #TweetStorm
So Aries, buckle up and get ready to make your life great again! With Jupiter's energy and the Waxing Crescent Moon, you're going to be the best version of yourself. And remember, if anyone tries to bring you down, just tell them, "You're fired!" #MakeAriesGreatAgain #YoureFired
Yours truly,
Your Nerdy Astrologer
#Aries
SignToday Is Posting: 25.04.2023 07:02:01 (ari-25-04-2023)