"Aries, Galactic Ram-page Ahead: Beware of Vogons, Hug a Tree, and Keep Calm with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!"
The next Aries will start in 274 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 19 days, at Sunday, 09 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 264 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 290 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 316 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Ahoy, Aries! As Captain Janeway of the Starship Voyager, I've seen many a strange celestial phenomenon, but none quite as intriguing as your horoscope for this Waxing Crescent moon, just 2 days old.
As you boldly go where no ram has gone before, you'll find the cosmic winds filling your sails with a burst of energy that can only be described as "Warp Speed." This newfound power will give you a gravitational pull towards exciting adventures and uncharted territories. Embrace your inner explorer, but remember to keep your phasers set to 'stun,' as your fiery Aries spirit may ignite a few intergalactic squabbles.
With Mercury in retrograde, communication may feel like you're speaking Klingon to a room full of Ferengi. But fear not, Aries, for the Universal Translator (aka your intuition) will guide you through these linguistic minefields. Just remember - diplomacy should be your prime directive in these trying times.
Keep an eye out for the occasional wormhole this month, as they might offer shortcuts to your goals. But beware, not all wormholes are stable - sometimes what looks like a shortcut may lead you 70,000 lightyears off course (trust me, I know).
And finally, as you navigate the cosmos, don't forget the wise words of the great Vulcan philosopher, Spock: "Live long and prosper." Seek balance in all things, Aries, and your journey through the stars will be as smooth as a Holodeck simulation on a sunny day.
Until next time, Starfleet out!
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.06.2023 07:03:10 (ari-20-06-2023)