Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Plans and Possibly Socks!"

The next Aries will start in 191 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Friday, 29 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 181 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 207 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 233 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

"Aries, oh fiery ram, brace yourself for a galactic ride. The universe is aligning to send you some cosmic vibes as the Waning Crescent moon is acting like your high school chemistry teacher, reminding us that it's only 26.1 days old. Trust me, in moon years, that's practically a teenager. So, expect some mood swings and a lot of lunar acne. The stars have whispered to me that it's high time you embraced your inner Sheldon Cooper. It's time to let your nerdy, intellectual side shine, even if it means getting into heated debates about Star Wars vs Star Trek. I mean, we all know Star Wars wins, hands down. No offense Trekkies! Don't forget, the next full moon will occur at precisely 9:58:21 on the 29th of September, 2023. What does this mean? Well, I'll tell you. It's like when your phone updates in the middle of an important call. Things might get a little glitchy for a moment, but hang in there, it will all smooth out. My dear Aries, remember that just like the Big Bang Theory, life is filled with mystery, humor, and a bit of chaos. So grab your telescope, your favorite tie-dye shirt, and a cup of organic chai, because it's going to be one wild celestial ride. #AriesAstrology #NerdyNewton #MoonYears #BigBangTheory #StarWarsWins #FullMoonFever"

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.09.2023 07:02:01 (ari-11-09-2023)