"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Stars are in a Quantum Tangle! Prepare for an Interstellar Roller Coaster of Cosmic Shenanigans!"
The next Aquarius will start in 113 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 128 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 140 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 136 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 113 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Aquarius! Prepare to boldly go where no Aquarian has gone before. 🚀 With the full moon at 15.8 days old, we're talking about a moon more mature than a vintage cheese, and probably smells better too. The universe will be showering you with cosmic vibes so strong, you'd think it's got your WiFi password.
Now, as an Aquarius, you are a natural-born innovator, aren't you? Oh yes, I see you there, tinkering with quantum physics in your garage on a Sunday afternoon. Just remember, if you accidentally create a black hole, it's not covered under home insurance.
Your ruling planet, Uranus, is making some exciting moves this week. No, it's not learning the cha-cha, but it is shifting your perspective on things. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself wanting to learn Klingon or start a vegan cheese business out of your kitchen. Embrace the weirdness. After all, normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
On the romantic front, Venus is playing hide and seek in your house of love. Your charm levels are peaking higher than Mr. Spock's eyebrows, so now is the perfect time to make that move you've been contemplating. Just remember, even though you're as smooth as a fresh jar of Skippy, communication is key. So, don't forget to use your words, not just your tractor beam.
This week, stay true to your unique, quirky self, dear Aquarius. Let your freak flag fly high and remember, as my good friend Neil deGrasse Tyson would say, "The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff."
So, to sum up – embrace the chaos, dance with Uranus (not literally), and remember, you're basically a walking, talking piece of the galaxy. #AquariusVibes #KlingonLearner #StarStuff #CosmicChaos #TalkingGalaxy
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-30-09-2023)