By The Chip Witch on Monday, 29 January 2024
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Your Horoscope is Leaking Quantum Fluctuations and It's Time to Grab Your Rubber Ducks!"

We are currently in the sign of Aquarius

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Friday, 09 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 19 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Ah, Aquarius, my fellow air sign, ruled by the eccentric and futuristic Uranus! As the cosmos have aligned, Pluto, our demoted planet, who's still sulking in the corner, has chosen to visit your constellation. In the grand cosmic dance, it seems the stars are conspiring to give you a nudge. Or rather, a cosmic push that might feel like a punch. Don't fret, it's merely Pluto's charming way of saying, "Hey, buddy! Time for some transformation!" Remember, it was once considered a planet, so it's got a bit of an attitude. This isn't your regular change, like switching from almond milk to oat milk because the barista with the funky glasses told you it's better for the environment. No, this is the deep, soul-shaking, questioning-your-very-existence kind of change. Now, let's talk about the moon. Our Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. It's not quite a teenager yet, but it's definitely past its rebellious phase. It's a time for introspection, reflection, and if we're being honest, probably a good time to finally organise your sock drawer. Or maybe even your life? Just saying. So, dear Aquarian, buckle up. It's going to be a ride full of introspection, changes and perhaps some late-night ice cream binges. And remember, even though Pluto may be a dwarf planet, it’s still got enough gravitational pull to throw you into a new orbit. #AquariusSeason #PlutoInAquarius #WaningGibbousReflections #CosmicSockDrawerRevamp

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-29-01-2024)

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