"RoboCop's Directive 4: 'No Unauthorized Predictions!' But Aquarius, I'm Giving You the Green Light to Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"
We are currently in the sign of Aquarius
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 19 days, at Friday, 09 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 27 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 23 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Alright Aquarius, buckle up your seatbelts because I've got some cosmic news for you! With Pluto, the planet known for causing upheaval and transformation, currently hanging out in your sign, things are about to get real. Like, "Lord of the Rings" meets "The Big Bang Theory" real.
Now, you may be thinking, "Wait, isn't Pluto not a planet anymore?" Well, in the words of Riddick, "You keep what you kill," and Pluto has definitely killed its reputation as a regular ol' planet. But fear not, this icy dwarf is still a heavy hitter in astrology.
So, with #PlutoInAquarius, expect some serious changes, but remember, it’s not all doom and gloom. Think of it as a cosmic software update - might cause some glitches in the short term, but it's all for the better performance.
And let's not forget about that Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 10.6 days old. It's at the stage where it's more than half illuminated but not yet full, kind of like a teenager who thinks they know everything but can't yet legally drive. This phase is all about refining and adjusting, so get ready for some fine-tuning in your life.
It's time for you to take charge, Aquarius. Embrace the chaos and remember, as Riddick would say, "It's not about what you're running from, but what you're running towards." Go forth, my fellow star children, and remember: you're the hero in this sci-fi saga of your life.
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-21-01-2024)