By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 14 September 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Planetary Puzzles and Cosmic Conundrums: Aquarius, Get Ready to Solve the Universe...After You Find Your Glasses!"

The next Aquarius will start in 129 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 144 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 156 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 152 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 129 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello my Aquarian cosmonauts! Buckle up 'cause we're taking a trip to the stars, Dave Bowman style, and just like him, I promise not to lock you out of the spaceship. Now, your star sign is ruled by Uranus, which, before you giggle, is named after the Greek god of the sky, not a butt joke. See, astrology can be fun! This new moon, currently in its late 20s and having a bit of an existential crisis, heralds a period of introspection for you. It's like you're floating through the vacuum of space in slow motion, pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. (Spoiler: The answer is 42.) So take this time to meditate, contemplate and maybe debate whether that red button really needed to be pushed. The full moon is coming up faster than a monolith on a collision course, set to arrive precisely at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but you should probably prepare for some stellar revelations around this time. Just remember, unlike HAL 9000, the universe isn't out to get you. It just likes to play cosmic peekaboo sometimes. So, Aquarius, while we navigate this space-time continuum, remember to keep your spacesuit on and your sense of humor about you. After all, in space, no one can hear you laugh. #Aquarius #ToInfinityAndBeyond #CosmicPeekaboo #DaveBowmanStyle #MonolithMadness #CosmicJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-14-09-2023)

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