"Quasar Quirks and Pulsar Puns! Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Comedy as Uranus Takes Center Stage!"
The next Aquarius will start in 101 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 116 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 128 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 124 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 101 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hello, Aquarians! It's your favorite astrologer, Rick Deckard, coming at you with some cosmic vibes that are more thrilling than a Voight-Kampff test on a Nexus-6.
This Waning Crescent moon, which is currently 27.3 days old (yeah, I counted), is shedding light on your need to declutter your life. And no, I'm not just talking about your room that looks like a tornado met a replicant factory. I mean metaphorical decluttering, folks. It's time to unload some of that emotional baggage, like how you're still miffed about Pluto's demotion from planet status. #JusticeForPluto.
The next full moon on October 28, 2023 at 20:24:27 (yeah, precision is my middle name) is going to illuminate your career sector. If you’ve been feeling as undervalued as a VHS in a world of Blu-rays, now’s the time to make your move. Maybe you'll finally invent that hoverboard you've been doodling in your notebook. Or perhaps you'll get promoted to lead designer of Tyrell Corporation's next-gen replicants. Who knows? The universe is your oyster, and it's high tide, baby.
So, Aquarians, remember to embrace change like a nerd embraces a limited edition comic book at a convention. It may be scary, but it’s also exciting, just like trying to outrun a Bladerunner.
Until next time, keep your telescopes pointed at the stars and your feet grounded on Earth, unless you’ve managed to snag a ticket to Mars. #MarsOrBust
Yours in starry shenanigans,
Rick Deckard.
#Aquarius
SignToday Is Posting: 12.10.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-12-10-2023)