"Aquarius: 'I'll Be Back'... But First, Let's Navigate this Mercury Retrograde!"
The next Aquarius will start in 131 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 146 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 158 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 154 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 131 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, you Aquarian extra-terrestrials! As the moon does its cosmic waning, shrinking like your waistline after a week of kale smoothies (Ha! Like that ever happens, am I right?), it's time to interpret the stellar scribblings in the sky.
Now, the Waning Crescent moon is 27.1 days old, and if that doesn't scream "I'm mature, responsible, and ready to handle my laundry," I don't know what does. It's like the moon is your mom, nudging you to finally sort your dirty socks from your clean undies. #LaundryDay #MoonyMom
Next up, we have a full moon on September 29th at 9:58:21. I might be a space nerd, but when I see those numbers, all I think is... bingo! So, dear Aquarians, get ready to shout "Bingo!" in your life. Maybe it's a long-awaited promotion or perhaps scoring the last bag of organic, gluten-free granola at your local hippie store. Either way, the universe is calling your number. Be ready to respond with gusto and a fistful of biodegradable confetti. #BingoLife #GranolaGoals
Aquarius, you're an air sign, which means you're as unpredictable as a UFO sighting. This month, embrace your inner E.T. Even if that means occasionally shouting "phone home" during Zoom meetings. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a little intergalactic humor while discussing quarterly reports? #ETPhoneHome #QuarterlyReportsAreAlienToMe
So, to wrap this up in a neat cosmic bow: sort your socks, prepare for "Bingo!" and let your inner alien shine. And remember, the stars may guide us, but it's your choice whether to follow them... or to stubbornly insist on using Apple Maps. #StubbornStarGazer
Until next time, keep your telescopes high and your vibes higher!
#Aquarius
SignToday Is Posting: 12.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-12-09-2023)